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Does your SO know you still masterbate?

Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:18 pm
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
7492 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:18 pm
3 years and I'm certain my wife has no clue I like to rub out every now and then
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:20 pm to
I do it in front of her so I'm sure she is aware
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:20 pm to
Yeah, probably.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:21 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/25/17 at 7:56 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136813 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:21 pm to
Congrats on the dumb wife
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120304 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:22 pm to
Yeah
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
11677 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:22 pm to
One time she asked for me to put some lotion on her back, yeah sure hold still.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48389 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:22 pm to
Why would anybody want to masturbate when they have a wife?

I don't get it.



Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

my wife has no clue I like to rub out
pics?


I'm actually attracted to dumb fwiw
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68302 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:23 pm to
She probably knows why there are white streaks on the fitted sheet on my side of the bed.
This post was edited on 8/26/17 at 4:24 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:23 pm to
She is probably tickling the curtains while you are rubbing one out.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45781 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:23 pm to
quote:

3 years and I'm certain my wife has no clue I like to rub out every now and then
Dude, you crank that bait in bed with her a few times and she'll get the idea.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
26454 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Why would anybody want to masturbate when they have a wife? 

I don't get it. 


Obviously you don't
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:24 pm to
quote:

Why would anybody want to masturbate when they have a wife?
have you seen some of the guys around here?....... now picture what they are married to and have to sex on occasion
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68302 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

Why would anybody want to masturbate when they have a wife?

I don't get it.

This guy
Posted by Gaspergou202
Metairie, LA
Member since Jun 2016
13496 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:28 pm to
No.

She thinks I'm having an affair.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:31 pm to
ELAINE: (Smiling) I want to be in on this, too.

GEORGE AND JERRY: (Rejecting) Ohh, no. No, no, no..

ELAINE: Why?

JERRY: (Showing difference) It's apples and oranges..

ELAINE: What? Why? (More 'no, no, no's from Jerry and George. Persistent) Why?

JERRY: Because you're a woman!

ELAINE: So what?

JERRY: It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man.

ELAINE: (Sarcastic) Oh.

JERRY: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23462 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:34 pm to
I've never "rubbed one out" so no.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18451 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:35 pm to
Yeah. Sometimes she helps.
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15776 posts
Posted on 8/26/17 at 4:36 pm to
I'm pretty sure that it's not an "opposites attract" type situation.
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