re: Does Anyone Enjoy Talking On The Phone?

Zapp and Roger - Heartbreaker

Noooooope. I absolutely hate it unless it's the gf or something I need help with. Just text me, I prefer it much more.

I despise it! I worked as an RN in an OB/GYN office for 13 years, and much of my time was spent on the phone answering questions about pregnancy, menopause, hormones and all sorts of other "female issues".When I finally left the job I realized I had very little interest in phone conversations anymore, & I avoid them whenever possible.

What's a phone? I write letters. If I'm in a hurry, I'll send a telegram.

No.Take care of business.

A woman can stay on there and wants you to stay on there,maybe forever,at the start of a relationship.

I talk on the phone for a living and refuse to answer any call not during the work day, or one I feel could have been more effective via text. I hate talking for no reason or having to be pleasant to people just to hear three words which could have easily been texted or emailed to be read at a later time.

On the flip side, I also get violently pissed off when people refuse to call and choose to text instead when it's necessary/easier to pick up the phone. Ex: We're waiting on my in-laws to leave the mall and don't know where the miserable fricks wandered off to. My wife will text and ask where they are, knowing the service is shitty and they never pull out their phones when they beep (if the old sacks of shite even hear it). A ten second phone call would be much more efficient, yet she'll refuse to do it.

TLDR; I'm just an irritable and mean a-hole