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Doctors remove 420 kidney stones from man caused by eating too much tofu
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:25 am
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:25 am
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Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:25 am to CAD703X
What do you think that smells like? 
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:25 am to Sterling Archer
You are what you eat
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:26 am to CAD703X
The kidney stones were probably a walk in the park compared to eating tofu.
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:29 am to CAD703X
It looks like he took handfuls of river pebbles and swallowed them.
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:29 am to CAD703X
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Following the operation, Mr He took his stones home with him in a plastic bag.
Trying to fill in a low spot in his driveway?
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:35 am to CAD703X
Jones ain't got shite on this guy.
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:37 am to CAD703X
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:40 am to CAD703X
those look nothing at all like the stones i pissed out.Mine were all jagged and shite.
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:48 am to meauxjeaux2
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meauxjeaux2
clearly you're not trying hard enough.
now get out there & start pounding some tofu.
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:49 am to CAD703X
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420 kidney stones
He's a true "stone"r
This post was edited on 6/9/15 at 9:50 am
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:51 am to CAD703X
That's what he gets for eating that crap
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:54 am to CAD703X
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this is why i'm all about red meat and cheese
Avoiding Tofu won't prevent kidney stones. I speak from experience.
Posted on 6/9/15 at 9:55 am to dewster
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Avoiding Tofu won't prevent kidney stones. I speak from experience.
i know that. i've passed 2 myself. just saying i'd avoid shite that is a known calcifier.
Posted on 6/9/15 at 10:04 am to CAD703X
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The unusually high number of stones was attributed to the high concentration of gypsum tofu, a popular local food, in Mr He's diet. The tofu contains calcium sulphate, which cannot be expelled from the body without a sufficient intake of water.
420 stones. I'm legitimately horrified. I didn't even know that could happen.
Posted on 6/9/15 at 10:13 am to dewster
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I didn't even know that could happen.
china.
and dont make me look up the guy in china whose insides were ravaged by parasites from eating raw fish
Posted on 6/9/15 at 10:15 am to CAD703X
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and dont make me look up the guy in china whose insides were ravaged by parasites from eating raw fish
Please don't
Posted on 6/9/15 at 10:18 am to CAD703X
I had one 3mm kidney stone a few months back and it brought me to me knees. I can't imagine what those stones felt like.
Posted on 6/9/15 at 11:46 am to CAD703X
I had my first kidney stone at 17 and another since. The second one was half the size as the first one which was about the size of a pencil eraser. The smaller one ( half the size of the pencil eraser hurt twice as much than the fist one since it was travelling faster, and ripping my inside apart in the process.... anyway I cannot imagine any worse pain than that. I can't help but wonder how it got this fricking bad before he realized something was wrong my god.
Posted on 6/9/15 at 12:08 pm to CAD703X
That doesn't explain wha happened to his balls.
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