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Do you know any talkaholics?

Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:22 am
Posted by Rex
Here, there, and nowhere
Member since Sep 2004
66001 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:22 am
Here's how one friend describes her morning:

Me: "Hey, good morning. How are you?" BIG MISTAKE

She: "Well, I got up, put on some coffee, brushed my teeth, decided I was going to go to Fresh Market, but I had to walk Fifi first, and so we were walking and saw a man with another dog and, of course, Fifi got a little snippity, so I had to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11337 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:22 am to
You mean women?
Posted by Rex
Here, there, and nowhere
Member since Sep 2004
66001 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:23 am to


Yeah, I think so.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:23 am to
My neighbor is like that, but she's hot so she gets a pass.
Posted by mpar98
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2006
8034 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:24 am to
yes, yes I do
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79231 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:24 am to
One has come into my life recently. She's a great girl, but holy shite.

It's one of those things where I think fondly of her when she's not around, but want to put pencils through my eyeballs when she is.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58138 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:24 am to
I only know one guy like this. He totally ruins social events because he takes over every conversation.
We tolerate him because his wife is cool and has great tits.
Posted by CurDog
Member since Jan 2007
28082 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:25 am to
yes.

I am married to one and have three offspring just like that (more so with the 2 girls than jr)
Posted by Rex
Here, there, and nowhere
Member since Sep 2004
66001 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:25 am to
I've often wondered if women keep talking to me because they can't bear to let me go.
Posted by DiamondHawgFan
Member since Dec 2015
54 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:25 am to
Have a parent on my little league team that won't shut the frick up. I'd kick him off the team if I could just so I didn't have to listen to her speak.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
Vacaville CA
Member since Sep 2012
17222 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:26 am to
quote:

I've often wondered if women keep talking to me because they can't bear to let me go.



Let me put your concerns at ease, that's not it.

Truthfully, they probably think you are a sociopath, and keeping you busy gives those kids locked in your basement that extra potential needed moment for escape.
Posted by Rex
Here, there, and nowhere
Member since Sep 2004
66001 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:30 am to
You're just trying to be mean.
Posted by the_watcher
Jarule's House
Member since Nov 2005
3450 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:32 am to
Not that many, only every woman I've ever met
Posted by CuseTiger
On the road
Member since Jul 2013
8207 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:33 am to
The guy I live with is like this and it annoys the ever living shite out of me. There are days I'll get home from work and he'll just keep talking and talking and talking but not get the picture that IDGAF
This post was edited on 4/8/16 at 9:36 am
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22334 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:33 am to
quote:

ve often wondered if women keep talking to me because they can't bear to let me go.




Well the media keeps telling them they need a gay friend.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:34 am to
quote:

I've often wondered if women keep talking to me because they can't bear to let me go.

Yeah that's it

This is actually one of your better threads. There's this 1 chick & 1 guy and both must think they're sharks as in if they stop talking they'll die.
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:35 am to
quote:

Have a parent on my little league team that won't shut the frick up. I'd kick him off the team if I could just so I didn't have to listen to her speak.



This^^^
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:35 am to
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Is this the part where you started fantasizing about fricking those dogs?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:35 am to
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Me: "Hey, good morning. How are you?"


Why are you asking questions that you know you don't give a shite what the answer is?
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20285 posts
Posted on 4/8/16 at 9:36 am to
My ex - she will tell her life history to someone she meets in an airport lounge.
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