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re: Do you know a virgin over the age of 30?

Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:12 am to
Posted by CajunPhil
Chimes
Member since Aug 2013
651 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:12 am to
This is an Aggies thread. Post on their board.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20037 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:15 am to
Not any more bruh!
Posted by zmanthetigerfan
Prairieville, LA
Member since Oct 2015
889 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:20 am to
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I've never wanted to believe something more than this.

It's 100% true and it's pretty sad dude, it sounds funny but is not. She's pretty cool other than being annoying af sometimes, we get out the office around 415 and on the two nights a week she has church if she's literally 2 mins late walking out she's in a borderline panic attack saying she's going to get in trouble. It's just like her parents never let her grow up or anything, really weird situation.
Posted by BurtReynoldsMustache
Member since Sep 2010
4837 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:24 am to
Yeah, now I'm sad.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38525 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:25 am to
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Pectus



I thought you popped your cherry a few years ago?
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18772 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:25 am to
I work with a guy well until his 40s as a virgin. He is super religious and a bit of a douche. However, he is about the happiest person in the office and he is loaded. I think he has been on maybe one date the last three years.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97643 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:26 am to
Really wish there was something you could charge the parents with in that situation. They deserve to be punished
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38525 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:29 am to
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I have a cousin who is I her 50's and has never been kissed.
Very religious, looks like Olive Oil.
They had a parish priest take her to prom because she really wanted to go and it was not going to happen otherwise.
Just a sad sad life for some people.



Hey at least she can say she doesn't have herpes.
Posted by trom83
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2013
4724 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 8:38 am to
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Im not sure what your deal is, GreatLakesTiger24



Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:47 am to
Yup, my moms neighbor. The lady is in her mid 40s and a virgin. She started out being a virgin because she wanted to wait until marriage and ended up being hideous and fat so she doesn't get laid. She is a doctor at a hospital and makes north of 300k a year so you would think someone would want her but nope!
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7120 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 9:59 am to
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Really wish there was something you could charge the parents with in that situation. They deserve to be punished

I am sure the spanking could be classified as battery. That's some weird stuff. Seems like a guy could sweep her off her feet and she would think he was a god. Think about it she would probably do anything he asked
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31500 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:09 am to
I knew some Carolina Virgins that age.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38525 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:27 am to
You need to take one for the team 480. It's your civic duty.

Posted by Knocksville
Remote
Member since Jul 2014
818 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 10:58 am to
Worked with this guy back in day about 14 years ago. He is pushing 40, and has never drank nor smoked or touched a woman due to "religious reasons" ... Tried to get him to go to a strip club once. He cried at the thought. I once bought him a beer during a work outing at Hooters. He stared at it and leaned back and forth for five minutes before I took it. Total weirdo.
This post was edited on 11/28/15 at 11:00 am
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6761 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 11:13 am to
I had a friend that was probably 28 when he lost it. He was ugly and terrible with hitting on girls.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38525 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 11:15 am to
Owlie is slacking. There should already be a spinoff thread about what age we all lost our virginity.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55649 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:28 pm to
I have a hard time believing they spank a 40 year old. Freaks.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:33 pm to
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She told us they still spank her and ground her if she acts up.


this has to be b.s. Unless her mom is the mom from "Carrie".
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20721 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:37 pm to
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small electronics store in North La.


Which parish or town.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12268 posts
Posted on 11/28/15 at 12:45 pm to
Yes. Religion is her deal.
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