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vengeanceofrain
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Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
U use Google u goin to hell lol

Anyone who goes to church and pays attention should at least get a 70%


1. Finish the following phrase "blessed be day that the Lord has made..."


2. When does joy come?



3. If we don't praise the Lord what will cry out in our place?



4. How much faith do you need in Jesus?




5. All sins must be paid with what?



6. It's easier for a camel to do what then it is for a rich person to get into heaven?



7. Besides Jesus, who are the only other two people to accend straight into heaven (without dying)?


8. Jesus' sermon on the mount is commonly referred to as what?



9. Trust in the Lord with all thing heart and .....?1


10. This is hard but a real churched person will know it lol "for all... "
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10/10


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WaltTeevens
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
I used google, but only in an attempt to find the actual quiz.


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Nado Jenkins83
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
If ya scared...go to church


vengeanceofrain
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
I made it up


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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
Thou shall not lie


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VaBamaMan
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
quote:

made it up


Why? I mean, I know them all except for maybe 1 question. But why make this a thread? To brag about your own knowledge?


Answer me this, according to the bible, do other gods exist, and is the "fairy tale" or fantasy novel version of magic actually real, according to the bible?
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vengeanceofrain
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
I sent it to my momma for fun and though it would be a fun thread


VaBamaMan
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
You didn't answer my questions. I'm curious to hear what you say.

For the record, I'm pastor's kid who attended Christian private schools my whole life, attended multiple Christian universities, been a youth pastor myself, and studied theology a fair amount outside of a church or education setting.


vengeanceofrain
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
I know i didn't lol because god already answered it

I know verse one by heart but i had to go and copy this because of the fullness of the chapter

2nd peter chapter 2

"2 But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you, who will secretly bring in destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing upon themselves swift destruction. 2 And many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of truth will be blasphemed. 3 And in their greed they will exploit you with false words. Their condemnation from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep.

4 For if God did not spare angels when they sinned, but cast them into hell[a] and committed them to chains[b] of gloomy darkness to be kept until the judgment; 5 if he did not spare the ancient world, but preserved Noah, a herald of righteousness, with seven others, when he brought a flood upon the world of the ungodly; 6 if by turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah to ashes he condemned them to extinction, making them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly;[c] 7 and if he rescued righteous Lot, greatly distressed by the sensual conduct of the wicked 8 (for as that righteous man lived among them day after day, he was tormenting his righteous soul over their lawless deeds that he saw and heard); 9 then the Lord knows how to rescue the godly from trials,[d] and to keep the unrighteous under punishment until the day of judgment, 10 and especially those who indulge[e] in the lust of defiling passion and despise authority.

Bold and willful, they do not tremble as they blaspheme the glorious ones, 11 whereas angels, though greater in might and power, do not pronounce a blasphemous judgment against them before the Lord. 12 But these, like irrational animals, creatures of instinct, born to be caught and destroyed, blaspheming about matters of which they are ignorant, will also be destroyed in their destruction, 13 suffering wrong as the wage for their wrongdoing. They count it pleasure to revel in the daytime. They are blots and blemishes, reveling in their deceptions,[f] while they feast with you. 14 They have eyes full of adultery,[g] insatiable for sin. They entice unsteady souls. They have hearts trained in greed. Accursed children! 15 Forsaking the right way, they have gone astray. They have followed the way of Balaam, the son of Beor, who loved gain from wrongdoing, 16 but was rebuked for his own transgression; a speechless donkey spoke with human voice and restrained the prophet's madness.

17 These are waterless springs and mists driven by a storm. For them the gloom of utter darkness has been reserved. 18 For, speaking loud boasts of folly, they entice by sensual passions of the flesh those who are barely escaping from those who live in error. 19 They promise them freedom, but they themselves are slaves[h] of corruption. For whatever overcomes a person, to that he is enslaved. 20 For if, after they have escaped the defilements of the world through the knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, they are again entangled in them and overcome, the last state has become worse for them than the first. 21 For it would have been better for them never to have known the way of righteousness than after knowing it to turn back from the holy commandment delivered to them. 22 What the true proverb says has happened to them: “The dog returns to its own vomit, and the sow, after washing herself, returns to wallow in the mire.”"


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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
Seems like a Protestant quiz to me baw.

We Catholic outchea.


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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
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It's easier for a camel to do what then it is for a rich person to get into heaven


Always hated this one. Why do the poorest areas have the most crime?


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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating


Just let us know when we can't drink heavily and stop eating crawfish


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vengeanceofrain
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
like i thought i was taking it easy lol. this is the quiz you can't lose when you see the spam to get your free prize lol this ain't hard. this is bumper sticker and easter stuff lol


1. "Let us rejoice and be glad in it"

2. The morning

3. Rocks

4. Faith the size of a mustard seed

5. Blood

6. thread the eye of a needle

7. Enoch and Elijah "(okay this one was kinda hard)

8. The Beatitudes

9. lean not on your own understanding


10. "sin and fall short of the glory of god"


VaBamaMan
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
Nowhere in that excerpt does it say anything about other gods. It speaks of angels being thrown down, and false prophets like Balaam. In the bible God declares he is the alpha and omega, and he created all things, but nowhere does it ever say other gods such as baal do not exist. Just that if they did exist they would be far less powerful the one true God.

Also, regarding my second question. If you believe the Bible is 100% accurate, than you have no choice but to believe magic is real. From the pharoah's "wise men" turning their staffs into snakes, the witch of endor summoning Samuel's soul, to the new testament where Simon the Magician is described in Acts as practicing magic.and being able to actually use sorcery.


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Cdawg
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
I need to quit doodling on the bulletin and start paying attention more.


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lsuroadie
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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
quote:

VaBamaMan


who pised in your Cheerios?

chill out dude, guy made a bible thread and you goin all Samuel L Jackson on him

geeez


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re: Do u know your Bible? Take this ten question quiz without cheating
Dome of these are representative of on demomination, and responses of a congregation.


You could have done more from content of the Bible.


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Bout Tree Fiddy


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