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Do these websites actually make money? Mail High Fives, Bag o' D*cks, Poop, etc.

Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:20 pm
So, Scruffy stumbled upon this website:

High Fives Express

Apparently, people actually pay to have a plastic hand shipped to someone.



That looks like a sex toy.

Who the hell thinks of this stuff? Who the hell buys this?
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From high fives to air fives to low fives and now MAIL FIVES! Distance shouldn't be the reason you're left hanging. Send this plastic, human-like hand with a stock message to someone you believe needs five. Can't think of anyone? No problem. Send yourself a mail five!


Someone told Scruffy today that there is some website where you can send someone a bag of dicks? Is that true?

Definitely not searching for that on work internet, but bag of dicks and mail high fives.

Seriously, who the hell thinks of this?
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 1:43 pm
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
54521 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:21 pm to
Wonder if that hand can grip if so I am in
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:22 pm to
There's also a website where you can send someone an envelope of glitter as revenge. There's also the ship people shite website. Kind of think you could get in real trouble with that last one.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167294 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Someone told Scruffy today that there is some website where you can send someone a bag of dicks? Is that true?



ShaggyBevo and just ask for Thujone.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:25 pm to


There is a fine line between stupid and brilliant and those sites are riding that line.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:26 pm to
This has friendzone tactic written all over it.
Posted by ithad2bme
Houston transplant from B.R.
Member since Sep 2008
3468 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:27 pm to
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LINK

LINK




I'm starting www.sendyourenemiessugarfreeHaribogummybears.com right now, will report back later.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:31 pm to
Might send a high five to Papa Scruffy just to see what he says.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:32 pm to
If I liked my mom I would so send her that

She collects hands. True Story
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:33 pm to
Going to be awkward when he doesn't mention ever receiving such a present and then retreats to his bedroom for 30 minutes.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:34 pm to
That is a pretty weird thing to collect. Hands? Why hands?
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Going to be awkward when he doesn't mention ever receiving such a present and then retreats to his bedroom for 30 minutes.
Scruffy doesn't judge.
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 1:35 pm
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:35 pm to
She collects everything

It's really just an excuse to hoard
Posted by Geaux2015
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
1212 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:36 pm to
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Definitely not searching for that on work internet, but bag of dicks and mail high fives. 



Yes. I've seen it before.

They're gummy dicks and you can send it anonymously. So you can anonymously tell someone to eat a bag of dicks. I think it's brilliant.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:37 pm to
Ah, gotcha. That makes sense.

Collecting hands because she just likes collecting hands is really weird.

Hoarding is slightly less weird.
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Yes. I've seen it before. They're gummy dicks and you can send it anonymously. So you can anonymously tell someone to eat a bag of dicks. I think it's brilliant.


That is so stupid it is brilliant.
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 1:39 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:43 pm to
This guy could use one...

Posted by Geaux2015
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
1212 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:44 pm to
Someone sent them to the VP of my company one day. She was beyond pissed off.

It was epic.


To this day, no one has admitted sending it.
This post was edited on 7/20/15 at 1:46 pm
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:45 pm to
frick you
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72129 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:46 pm to
Anonymous makes everything more fun...and safe.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:46 pm to
How could you be pissed at free gummies?
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