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Do Kellogg’s Corn Flakes Help Control Masturbation?

Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:16 pm
Posted by stout
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:16 pm
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In the early part of this century, John Harvey Kellogg gained a reputation both as a nutritionist and a sexual adviser. The foods that Kellogg created (including the now-famous corn flakes) were designed to promote health and decrease interest in sex.

Mr. Kellogg thought sex was the ultimate abomination and remained celibate even in marriage. Masturbation was the worst sin imaginable to him. He believed it led to leprosy, tuberculosis, heart disease, epilepsy, dimness of vision, insanity, idiocy, and death. He also preached that masturbation led to bashfulness in some people, unnatural boldness in others, a fondness for spicy foods, round shoulders, and acne. That’s quite a list!

As we all know now, there are most definitely foods that promote health, but none in particular that decrease interest in sex or masturbation. So, you can eat all the corn flakes you want, and have good, safe sex!




If he were alive to read this board, his beliefs it leads to idiocy might become even stronger.

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Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:17 pm to
Didn't he also run a sanitarium in the late 1800s/early 1900s?
Posted by ILikeLSUToo
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:18 pm to
I just happen to have a cornflake fetish.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:18 pm to
Yes he did
Posted by LesMiles BFF
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:19 pm to
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fondness for spicy foods, round shoulders


How random is this?
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:19 pm to
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Masturbation was the worst sin imaginable to him. He believed it led to leprosy, tuberculosis, heart disease, epilepsy, dimness of vision, insanity, idiocy, and death. He also preached that masturbation led to bashfulness in some people, unnatural boldness in others, a fondness for spicy foods, round shoulders, and acne. That’s quite a list!


He left off hair growing on the palms of the hands and blindness.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:19 pm to
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I just happen to have a cornflake fetish.




You still have the urge to butter the corn?
Posted by Topwater Trout
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:20 pm to
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Masturbation was the worst sin imaginable to him. He believed it led to leprosy, tuberculosis, heart disease, epilepsy, dimness of vision, insanity, idiocy, and death. He also preached that masturbation led to bashfulness in some people, unnatural boldness in others, a fondness for spicy foods, round shoulders, and acne. That’s quite a list!


I am coughing, can't see, is dumb, shy, and love spicy food....i could just be going crazy though
Posted by arseinclarse
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:21 pm to
Didn't his brother invent Kellog's from leaving yeast out over night. I think I learned that from Drunk History.
This post was edited on 2/18/15 at 4:22 pm
Posted by Arkla Missy
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:22 pm to
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Mr. Kellogg thought sex was the ultimate abomination and remained celibate even in marriage.

Well, then what the hell is the point?!?!?
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If he were alive to read this board, his beliefs it leads to idiocy might become even stronger.

Can't really argue that point.
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Kellogg's Corn Flakes

Meh, never cared for them ... Too limp.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:23 pm to
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Meh, never cared for them ... Too limp.



That's why you can't stop yourself from masturbating on a regular, probably daily, basis.
This post was edited on 2/18/15 at 4:24 pm
Posted by TIGRLEE
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:23 pm to
Who cares.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:24 pm to
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Masturbation prevention

Kellogg worked on the rehabilitation of masturbators, often employing extreme measures, even mutilation, on both sexes. He was an advocate of circumcising young boys to curb masturbation and applying phenol to a young woman's clitoris. In his Plain Facts for Old and Young, he wrote:

“ A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed. ”
further

“ a method of treatment [to prevent masturbation] ... and we have employed it with entire satisfaction. It consists in the application of one or more silver sutures in such a way as to prevent erection. The prepuce, or foreskin, is drawn forward over the glans, and the needle to which the wire is attached is passed through from one side to the other. After drawing the wire through, the ends are twisted together, and cut off close. It is now impossible for an erection to occur, and the slight irritation thus produced acts as a most powerful means of overcoming the disposition to resort to the practice ”
and

“ In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid (phenol) to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement. ”
He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages and electrical shock.[7]

In his Ladies' Guide in Health and Disease, for nymphomania, he recommended

“ Cool sitz baths; the cool enema; a spare diet; the application of blisters and other irritants to the sensitive parts of the sexual organs, the removal of the clitoris and nympha
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:26 pm to
So in other words he was a batshit crazy sadist.
Posted by Arkla Missy
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:27 pm to
Huh??? ... I would ask for an explanation, but I don't want/need to know. ... I've read some of your "thoughts" regarding certain personal subjects, so nvm.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:28 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/2/16 at 8:11 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:28 pm to
It was just a joke. Not sure what you're talking about with the rest though.
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:29 pm to
no
Posted by Charlie Arglist
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Posted by DonChowder
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Posted on 2/18/15 at 4:31 pm to
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Do Kellogg’s Corn Flakes Help Control Masturbation?
I suppose so. I'd much rather jerk it with some lube than corn flakes.
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