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re: Do I have food poisoning

Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:58 am to
Posted by learnthehardway
B.R./Northshore
Member since Oct 2007
10023 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:58 am to
quote:

You will never have to ask if you have food poisoning.

Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:59 am to
Nope.Not close.

Your stomach would be cramping and you'd be puking your guts up.
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:02 am to
No puking. But this shite sucks..
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32537 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:07 am to
quote:

Could be AIDS.


Not HIV but full blown AIDS!
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:13 am to
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How much baking soda to water?


1-tsp to 4-6 oz glass of water
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 7:14 am
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:14 am to
You ate something a little on the bad side if your stomach is making a bunch of foul gas.

Food Poisoning is horrible.Sweating.Stomach Cramps.Can't hold spit down.

You'd know it.
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 7:18 am to
quote:

Don't take activated charcoal


why u say that?

u had a problem with it?
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 9:09 am to
Thanks man!!
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
2986 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 9:31 am to
The one time I had food poisoning, I was pretty close to begging someone to kill me like on the movie Aliens.
Posted by REGENT
Rising Fawn, GA
Member since Feb 2016
277 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 9:34 am to
I had food poisoning once, from undercooked pork. Woke up with the shakes and bad stomach pains, then was pissing out of my arse for the next 10 days.

In comparison, your girly symptoms make me think no, you don't have it. Sounds like side effects from Lebanese food.
Posted by TexasTiger90
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Jul 2014
3576 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 9:36 am to
It depends, are you shitting fire?
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19358 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 9:38 am to
If you start peeing out your butt, then you can get suspicious.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57681 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 9:40 am to
If that's food poisioning, I've been sick about 70% of my life.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:06 am to
70%

Dang dude.Eat more than you drink.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30571 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:06 am to
Well what did you eat?
Posted by nobigdeal69
baton rouge
Member since Nov 2009
2174 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Nope.Not close. Your stomach would be cramping and you'd be puking your guts up


Sitting on the toilet with a trash can between your legs. Food poisoning is a terrible experience.
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 1:10 pm to
McDonald's.. Chicken nuggets!!!
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18051 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 1:10 pm to
I hear Herpasyphilis is going around.
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 1:17 pm to
It got worst shitting loose as a goose stomach pains. No puking but frick this shite sucks
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35374 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 1:20 pm to
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ive had dysentery and I don't wish the feeling I have right now on anyone



Did you die of dysentery though?
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