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Do I have food poisoning

Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:32 am
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:32 am
Foul gas and burping sulphur.. It's horrible
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67590 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:34 am to
Nope
Posted by NS Who Dat Nation
BR
Member since Jul 2007
8801 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:35 am to
Is there a bug going around that I don't know about? I woke up with the worse gas ever smelled and had to run to the bathroom.
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:37 am to
I don't know but it's horrible I can't deal with these nasty burps... frick my life..
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32543 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:39 am to
You will never have to ask if you have food poisoning.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15327 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:40 am to
Idk but I tell ya. Since Friday and part of yesterday I binge drank my dick off. I've been nauseous for the past twelve hours. Feel very achey and weak. I don't know what's wrong.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32543 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:42 am to
That's called detox bro
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:45 am to
Now the squirts started. Wife headed to the store for pepto going to try to ride this out. frick Mardi Gras I'm partying on the toilet
Posted by retired trucker
midwest
Member since Feb 2015
5093 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:46 am to
naw, you just ate somethin that didn't agree with ya is all

you should always have in your emergency kit

activated charcoal-absorbs hundreds of times its' weight in toxins
pepto bismol- you know pepto
liquid bentonite clay-also absorbs toxins in gut, acts quickly-no side effects

also-apple cider vinegar-diluted, is also good for the gut

LINK

and don't forget simple baking soda in water

all these remedies are valid..good luck
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:47 am to
Don't take activated charcoal
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14566 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:47 am to
if you have fever, you're fricked
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32543 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:48 am to
Sounds more like a stomach bug. Food poisoning will have you puking out of both ends violently and wishing for death in between. Your body has been poisoned. It is trying to reject and expel everything it can.

ETA : good luck
This post was edited on 2/9/16 at 6:49 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:48 am to
Could be AIDS.
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:49 am to
How much baking soda to water?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124429 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:51 am to
Yeah it sounds like it
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15327 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:51 am to
ive had dysentery and I don't wish the feeling I have right now on anyone
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:52 am to
No fever.. I feel ok just those horrible death burps and gas
Posted by geauxscott
Member since Nov 2007
939 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:53 am to
Worried your boss will call bullshite and need backup for when you call in sick this morning??

"No Mr. Lumbergh .... I promise I was really sick... Go look on Tigerdroppings, I was trying to get medical advice before I even decided I needed to call in sick. Try searching for "squirts gas" on OT.... Search function probably won't work but I promise it's on there"

Nice strategy.... I like it.... Have fun at the parade!!!!
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35495 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:54 am to
quote:

Could be AIDS
concur
Posted by LSU_Smash_the_West
Nawwwlins
Member since Jan 2016
1568 posts
Posted on 2/9/16 at 6:57 am to
Lmao. We have off for Mardi Gras dick head
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