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Ditch the traditional blade, shave with lasers!

Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:26 pm
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17139 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:26 pm
C'mon OT ballers! Help this little Kickstarter revolutionize the way we shave our junk...

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Gustavsson has been working in the medical and cosmetic laser industry for three decades, according to the Kickstarter page. In 1989, he invented Intense Pulsed Light, still the preferred method of hair removal and dermatology treatments today. He had the idea for a laser razor in 2001, but the technology wasn't available.

Wavelengths of light had been discovered that cut through dark hair but not light or gray hair, so it wasn't until 2009 that he found a wavelength that could cut any color hair. Four years later, Binun joined and helped develop a working solution.


Mashable

Kickstarter

This post was edited on 9/29/15 at 4:28 pm
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55496 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:26 pm to
My balls will be so smooth.
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3747 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:27 pm to
Yeah, because it's smart to aim a laser at your nuts.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55496 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:28 pm to
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Yeah, because it's smart to aim a laser at your nuts.



I'm too cheap to pay for a vasectomy.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:29 pm to
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Yeah, because it's smart to aim a laser at your nuts.


Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:31 pm to
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:31 pm to
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My balls will be so smooth.
Use Nair and leave it on for double the recommended time time. no hair + no kids.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78102 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:32 pm to
will Gillette use their gigantic pockets to stop this before it gets off the ground?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55496 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:33 pm to
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Use Nair and leave it on for double the recommended time time. no hair + no kids.



One of the hardest things I've ever laughed at was someone's testimonial on using nair for their a-hole.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17139 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:33 pm to
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Use Nair and leave it on for double the recommended time time. no hair + no kids.


I can confirm chemical burns on your balls and shaft hurt like the dickins...
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:34 pm to
You see, the first laser cuts the facial hair but before the hair can snap back the second laser cuts it again. The third laser cuts it once more. The forth laser cuts it again. The fifth laser goes deeper digging below the first layer of skin to remove the hair follicle. The sixth laser cuts away that pesky second layer of skin where there might be some renegade hair follicles. The seventh laser cuts away six more layers of skin ensuring that hair will never ever grow there. The eighth laser sends an electronic pulse to the center of the brain which destroys the part of the brain responsible for hair growth and four other non-essential functions. The ninth laser gently smooths out the jaw bone to give your face a more even appearance. The tenth laser removes cavity causing tartar and the eleventh laser starts the process all over again. By the time the twentieth laser passes over your face you’re a first rate professional business man.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
25965 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:35 pm to
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Yeah, because it's smart to aim a laser at your nuts.


quote:

Man shoots himself in the balls after being caught relieving himself by police


LINK

Posted by sawfiddle
New Hope, Alabama
Member since Aug 2008
5713 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:35 pm to
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One of the hardest things I've ever laughed at was someone's testimonial on using nair for their a-hole.


I read it also. I sharted.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:40 pm to
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someone's testimonial on using nair
please link. ive had a sheity day and need a good laugh.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17139 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 4:47 pm to
That was great. many thanks.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71174 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 5:45 pm to
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I'm too cheap to pay for a vasectomy.


There's an easy way for Bama fans.

All you would need to do is drink a can of beer, light a cherry bomb, drop it in the can, hold it next to your ear, and count to ten.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55496 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 5:49 pm to
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All you would need to do is drink a can of beer, light a cherry bomb, drop it in the can, hold it next to your ear, and count to ten.



You motherfricker, I just got tinnitus.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28193 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 5:50 pm to
Awesome.
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6763 posts
Posted on 9/29/15 at 5:55 pm to
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Wavelengths of light had been discovered that cut through dark hair but not light or gray hair, so it wasn't until 2009 that he found a wavelength that could cut any color hair.

He needs to find a wavelength that just cuts the gray hair.
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