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re: Did no one ever tell Beyoncé she's fat?

Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:25 pm to
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124451 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:25 pm to
Gross
Posted by bishop
Maiden, North Carolina
Member since Jun 2004
2371 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:26 pm to
She almost fell down when she squated and tried to get back up.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
9934 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

Beyonce wears a size 2.

frick. More like size 22. Her turds wouldn't fit in a size 2.
This post was edited on 2/7/16 at 8:28 pm
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:28 pm to
Less Coldplay and Beyoncé. More Bruno Mars- if we have to have this shite show.


And yes, that bitch got fat since her days as Foxy Cleopatra
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85017 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

Someone post a pic for those of us w/o TV.

Best I could find:

Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16877 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:30 pm to
If you think Shes fat, you must dont like women with any hips, curves, or anything at all.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43143 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:31 pm to
She's almost 6 months pregnant right now supposedly.
Posted by iliveinabox
in a box
Member since Aug 2011
24115 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:34 pm to
I like women with meat on their bones, shrug
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:37 pm to
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Festus

Thanks, she don't look too thick in that vid.
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:38 pm to
I think you tend to be perceived as fat more often if you wear what amounts to underwear or something equally skimpy in public when you obviously don't have the kind of body that can get away with it.
Posted by Modern
Fiddy Men
Member since May 2011
16877 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:39 pm to
And let me guess that you drool over a body like Emma Watson'? With a 14yr old looking body?
Posted by BobBarker
Bompton
Member since Nov 2012
11657 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:40 pm to
Let me quote one of the greatest poets of all time.

And to them beanpole dames in the magazines, you ain't it Miss Thing. Give me a sista, I can't resist her. Red beans and rice didn't miss her.
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
2791 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:40 pm to
Magazines are now racist?

Cool.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85017 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:41 pm to
She don't look fat to me either. But I think this was the angle of the thighs that made the OP start thread. I think it was the angle more than anything.


Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:42 pm to
Straw man. Try again.
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:44 pm to
Yeah, that's borderline thick for me, but I've seen thickerer on this site being claimed nice.
No issues, it's just funny how tastes change.
Posted by BhamDore
Nashville
Member since Aug 2009
6289 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:46 pm to
This has been one big coming out thread. Never imagined there were so many gays on the OT. This board is way more progressive than I thought.
Posted by bamafan1001
Member since Jun 2011
15783 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:46 pm to
emma watson is much better looking than Beyonce
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:47 pm to
She's got a FUPA
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
7722 posts
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:49 pm to
If you think Beyonce is fat, please post pics of wife/gf

I would love to see their square asses
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