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Deep Tissue Massage
Posted on 3/17/24 at 1:23 pm
Posted on 3/17/24 at 1:23 pm
Just had a big bearded baw in Utah break me down. It was amazing.
How gay does this make me?
How gay does this make me?
Posted on 3/17/24 at 1:24 pm to Raoul Stimulato
It only feels gay man. Just go with it.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 1:24 pm to Raoul Stimulato
If your pecker didn't move, you probably good
Posted on 3/17/24 at 1:24 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Did you get some soaking in, too?
Posted on 3/17/24 at 1:27 pm to Raoul Stimulato
It’s not gay if you pay for it.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:14 pm to Raoul Stimulato
You sound like an aTm Aggie……
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:00 pm to Raoul Stimulato
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Just had a big bearded baw in Utah break me down.
How deep into your tissue did he go?
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:03 pm to Raoul Stimulato
I once had a big black woman give me one. Thought I'd be black and blue for days.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:05 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Best massage I've had came from a buff 6'4 or 6'5 black dude. Nothing sexual about a professional massage, so not gay to get one from a dude.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:29 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Bear culture; you in it.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:33 pm to Hulkklogan
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so not gay to get one from a dude.
May not be gay, but definitely a choice.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:37 pm to This GUN for HIRE
I just get the next available masseuse when I schedule so.. it's not an explicit choice I've made. I just get whoever they assign.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 4:38 pm to Raoul Stimulato
While I would prefer a lady (some of the most devastating massages I've gotten have come from a blind woman, a fitness competitor, etc.) I was nearly broken by a Russian dude in Tel Aviv. Our ex wives scheduled a massage for two of us.
The masseuses came down to get us from the salon area, the there was a typical 30-40s lady that brought us upstairs, and took my buddy. I turned the corner into the room and saw a 250lb bald Russian dude. FFS, there was no gay that was going to happen when he was beating me so hard, the table was creaking in a not good way. I don't remember how I got back to the hotel, I was just "WTF just happened." I don't know how I made it down the stairs.
And whenever I get my fancy arse haircuts, and they do the forearm massage, I'm the guy that says go as hard as you can. That Russian tho.
The masseuses came down to get us from the salon area, the there was a typical 30-40s lady that brought us upstairs, and took my buddy. I turned the corner into the room and saw a 250lb bald Russian dude. FFS, there was no gay that was going to happen when he was beating me so hard, the table was creaking in a not good way. I don't remember how I got back to the hotel, I was just "WTF just happened." I don't know how I made it down the stairs.
And whenever I get my fancy arse haircuts, and they do the forearm massage, I'm the guy that says go as hard as you can. That Russian tho.
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