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Debris kills man in bungled condom machine robbery.

Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:12 am
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:12 am
Sometimes you just can't make this shite up.

A man died after he was hit in the head by a flying piece of metal from a condom machine that he and two accomplices blew up in an apparent robbery attempt, police in Germany said Monday.
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This post was edited on 12/28/15 at 11:19 am
Posted by purpleleaf
Member since Aug 2011
4004 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:14 am to
They don't cover you for everything.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65973 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:14 am to
pics of the chick he was about to bang?
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20122 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:14 am to
That's why I don't wear rubbers
Posted by Dan Bilzerian
..on my yacht or jet.
Member since Dec 2014
1864 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:20 am to


They have condom machines outside on poles in the middle of nowhere in Germany?
This post was edited on 12/28/15 at 11:21 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65973 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:22 am to
quote:

They have condom machines outside on poles in the middle of nowhere in Germany?


you never know when the mood will hit you.
Posted by RedMustang
Member since Oct 2011
6851 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:24 am to
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They have condom machines outside on poles in the middle of nowhere in Germany?


It's there for morning wood(s).
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:32 am to
quote:

They have condom machines outside on poles in the middle of nowhere in Germany?


Posted by Crusty
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
2429 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:33 am to
He just made it for this year's Darwin Awards!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120268 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:34 am to
Had to be Germany or Florida
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

They have condom machines outside on poles in the middle of nowhere in Germany?

For safety conscious rapist.
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 1:14 pm to
He should have worn protection.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 1:35 pm to
PIIHB and no worries.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65973 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

PIIHB and no worries.



dem diseases doe
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 2:16 pm to
Bump because you put bung and condom in same sentence.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65973 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 2:24 pm to
somewhere in germany there's a woman who was about to get laid and didn't.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71084 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 2:25 pm to
I predict this story will be posted more than once.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65973 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 2:27 pm to
aren't they all?
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