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Dead Animal Experts of the OT - Help?
Posted on 5/24/17 at 8:57 am
Posted on 5/24/17 at 8:57 am
There's a dead possum right up by my carport, and there are 4-5 birds picking at it. Go figure, it's the first day Jones is back on at work for 2 weeks and I've been told I have to pick it up.
There's no way in hell I'm going within 5ft of that thing. Not with a shovel, not with gloves, nothing. I bloodied and scarred myself last time I tried to kill a roach.
OT - Who can I call to do this kind of thing for me? Please tell me there's a dead creature company that does this shite.
There's no way in hell I'm going within 5ft of that thing. Not with a shovel, not with gloves, nothing. I bloodied and scarred myself last time I tried to kill a roach.
OT - Who can I call to do this kind of thing for me? Please tell me there's a dead creature company that does this shite.
This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 8:58 am
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Posted on 5/24/17 at 8:58 am to LouisianaLady
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LouisianaLady
doesn't sound like it
Posted on 5/24/17 at 8:58 am to LouisianaLady
Give $2 to the nearest crack head to do it.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 8:59 am to LouisianaLady
leave it alone until it swells up enough to explode then the varmints will take the smaller parts away to eat.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 8:59 am to LouisianaLady
What's it worth to have someone come take care of that for you ? 
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:01 am to LouisianaLady
Just cook it in a stew.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:01 am to LouisianaLady
Dude... just take care of it. Home ownership is full of nasty shite we don't want to do.
1. Unless trash day is today, dig hole in back yard.
2. Scoop possum with shovel.
3. Bury.
1. Unless trash day is today, dig hole in back yard.
2. Scoop possum with shovel.
3. Bury.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:02 am to icegator337
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LouisianaLady
quote:
doesn't sound like it
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:03 am to LouisianaLady
Go knock on doors and play helpless female?
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:04 am to LouisianaLady
i remember seeing signs for a company who would come and pick up your dog's shite. Not much of a leap for them to handle this.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:04 am to LouisianaLady
I'm pretty sure there are pornos that start this way, depending on who you call.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:06 am to icegator337
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doesn't sound like it
Never underestimate the volatile nature of a lady not afraid to admit she has irrational fears.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:06 am to Displaced
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:06 am to FISH N TIGER
I am fine paying someone. There's a 0% chance I even attempt myself.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:06 am to Aspercel
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Go knock on doors and play helpless female?
always the fallback plan when you can't hack it like a man, eh?
jk
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:08 am to LouisianaLady
Make a roux?
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:08 am to LouisianaLady
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There's a dead possum
Im a dead possum expert. Found one under a bush in the front of my house. Stunk like rotting fish and took forever to figure out what the cause of smell was. Shovel and better yet a snow shovel is the best tool. Whatever you do, do not use a pair of of the t-rex jaw dog pooper scooper... I repeat do not use the pooper scooper. I did this and the skin just slid right off revealing a frick ton of maggots. Best of luck to ya. Dead possums are the worst.
This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 9:09 am
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:09 am to LouisianaLady
Shoot the carcass down the driveway with a shot gun. It should only take 10- 15 shots to get it to the street
This post was edited on 5/24/17 at 9:10 am
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:10 am to LouisianaLady
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Jones is back on at work for 2 weeks
Tell your boyfriend to do it when he gets there.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 9:10 am to Saskwatch
There's no chance on this earth I'm touching it. Shovel or not. There's got to be someone who would take money for this?
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