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re: David Hasselhoff’s daughter makes Playboy history as 1st ever plus-size cover model

Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:59 pm to
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69358 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:59 pm to
That's a meghan mccain type broad.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84304 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:59 pm to
When did plus size equal obese?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54784 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 9:59 pm to
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Bet she could suck a cue ball through a hose pipe.

Most certainly, but you can't go bragging about it like this:
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Would absolutely, no shame.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49845 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:00 pm to
Hugh Hefner is doing 6000 rpm in his grave
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46495 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:00 pm to
First time I’ve seen such a square jaw on such a sturdy gal
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54784 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:02 pm to
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First time I’ve seen such a square jaw on such a sturdy gal

"I'd like to climb her."
-Fez from That 70s Show
Posted by Hickok
Htown
Member since Jan 2013
2874 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:03 pm to
I just feel bad for playboy. Decades of decadence to be taken over by just.. dense
Posted by rsbd
banks of the Mississippi
Member since Jan 2007
22177 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:05 pm to
Yea please
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
50194 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:08 pm to
We live in fricking Clown World. Goddamn it.
Posted by LSU Tiger Jason
Member since Nov 2005
1127 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:09 pm to
Bunch of figs in here. Wouldn’t know how to frick a real woman like that instead of a Holocaust looking bitch who couldn’t suck her way out of a paper bag
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101662 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:10 pm to
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. Her husband is gay.


Left earring.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46495 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:11 pm to
It’s pretty easy. Buy a bunch of flour and then roll her around in it.
This post was edited on 4/14/21 at 10:12 pm
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39232 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:11 pm to
She is 28, but has eaten 4 decades worth of groceries already.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96421 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:13 pm to
Have you seen Hoff in the past 20 years? That’s Tuesday for him after eating a cheeseburger off the floor.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54784 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:14 pm to
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Bunch of figs in here. Wouldn’t know how to frick a real woman like that instead of a Holocaust looking bitch who couldn’t suck her way out of a paper bag

There are quite a few cheeseburgers between her and Holocaust-looking women.

And, with a German whopper in question, you chose to go with Holocaust survivor? Shameful....
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17325 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:15 pm to
Is this the same daughter that filmed him eating that cheeseburger?
Posted by WestlakeTiger
San Antonio, Tejas
Member since Feb 2012
9440 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:16 pm to
I'm frickin'
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54784 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:16 pm to
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David?

Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15602 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:17 pm to
Wtf she’s not attractive at all
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
33956 posts
Posted on 4/14/21 at 10:18 pm to
Hef didn’t die for this
This post was edited on 4/15/21 at 3:02 am
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