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Dave Chappelle......a man who could envision the future

Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:17 am
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:17 am


‘YES to SEX’ consent recording app aims to curb campus assaults

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A smartphone application that vocally records sexual consent is marketing itself to colleges and universities as a way to curb campus assaults, but higher education experts are skeptical about whether even such technology will improve the sexual climate on campus. The developers of “YES to SEX” on Tuesday announced the launch of a new white-label platform, “YES to SEX EDU,” that will let colleges customize the app for specific challenges facing their campuses.

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Users must also consent to what contraception will be used in the encounter and are given a safe word should one party wish to withdraw consent. The recordings, as well as the date, time and location of the activity, are then encrypted and stored on a secured server, from which they can be retrieved by a court-endorsed order.


Don't forget your safe word
Posted by musick
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:18 am to
Posted by BCMCubs
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:26 am to
Pretty sure his Trading Spouses sketch happened before the actual WifeSwap shows too
Posted by Josh Fenderman
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:26 am to
Forget Paul Mooney. Chappelle was the real Negrodamus on that show
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:29 am to
Saw him do standup a few months ago - dude was hilarious. Called Bill Cosby the "Steph Curry of rape".
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:31 am to
Dave Chappelle is like the total opposite of peej.
Posted by burdman
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:32 am to
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Dave Chappelle is like the total opposite of peej.


race joke?

/s
This post was edited on 5/24/16 at 10:35 am
Posted by idlewatcher
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:34 am to
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Saw him do standup a few months ago - dude was hilarious. Called Bill Cosby the "Steph Curry of rape".


Yea he's funny as hell. Didn't know that he was back touring. Is he out of his "funk"?
Posted by Honest Tune
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:35 am to
Rashida Jones is a sexy lady.
Posted by High C
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:37 am to
Kobe!
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Posted by ThatMakesSense
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:48 am to
Black Bush or Clayton Bigsby is still GOAT.
Posted by Honest Tune
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 10:50 am to
Not to mention Clayton Bigsby, the black white supremacist leader. It's only in reverse though, as the woman that was a black lives matter leader was actually white.
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 11:24 am to
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 11:27 am to
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Yea he's funny as hell. Didn't know that he was back touring. Is he out of his "funk"?


I don't think he's touring really touring (although I remember hearing about him being on stage after Prince died so maybe he is) - he did a 4 night stand in Milwaukee for some reason. My biggest regret is that I only went once, because I found out he changed it up a really good bit. They were insanely strict about cell phones - made you put them in a tamper proof bag before you went in.

He had an awesome riff about Trump as well - about how when Trump went off on Carly Fiorina's face, he didn't think much of it... but the next time he saw Fiorina on TV, he was like "GAHHH!!! I NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE." Said that's why Trump is winning. Same thing with the Muslim ban. At first you're like "WHAT A RACIST a-hole". And then you think about it for a few minutes and you're like "...hmmmm.... Muslims don't come to my shows..."
This post was edited on 5/24/16 at 11:30 am
Posted by Honest Tune
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 12:36 pm to
Have you ever seen his appearances on Conan circa 2001/2002, pre-Chappelle Show? He discusses smoking ganja with the KKK and other racist neighbors.... straight up, side-splitting humor.
Posted by DJ3K
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:03 pm to
The racial draft is partially true as well.

Except instead of a race choosing you, you can be what you want today

Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King are black.

Beyonce, Lil Kim, Rihanna, Nicki Minaj all bleach their skin in an effort to look more white.

Even works with gender... men can go in the women's restroom and vice versa
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:21 pm to
This will do nothing.
Posted by KingofthePoint
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:22 pm to
The ammo he would have for a new season is off the charts
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 5/24/16 at 1:25 pm to
I need to check that out. He was talking about how he's however old he is - in his 40's and he still gets high as frick and then eats his kids Lunchables at 3am that are ready to go for the next morning

I wonder if he'd be willing to come back to do a similar show for Comedy Central or HBO now that he's had some time off. He's still huge from working out but seemed in really good spirits, was clearly enjoying himself. I like that he's still doing drugs and getting shitfaced but seems mentally and physically healthy at the same time. Nice place to be.
This post was edited on 5/24/16 at 1:29 pm
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