re: Dating/texting etiquette

she fit the stereotype to a T

dad was a judge and she talked shite about him

also did some coke on the steering wheel at a red light

also randomly told me her and her ex banged on the pitcher's mound at her prom

I was just too curious not to go out with this chick

Her dad was a judge? I would've done it. Probably the most interesting relationship you've ever had and probs the best/craziest bang sessions too.

Paige--yeah plenty IRL and actually. but I'm not going into details bc I know that's what you want but it's none of your business.

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Well you're ugly and have a shitty personality

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Do you really think you are some bombshell?

Your ho-hum looks will fade like a discarded Playboy in the sun, and with as much sperm spilled on you as well.

By far your best quality is that rack you have, which pales in comparison to what you'll find on any college campus, and as gravity and hard living take their toll, will be little more than sad sacks of fat lonelily hanging from your wrinkled skin as the cruel ravages of time wage their relentless war on your body.


You are vapid, vacuous, devoid of wit, of laughable intelligence, and just not funny.


In short...you better give the best blowjobs in Texas.

Which judging from your lack of repeat customers...you don't.

I have zero doubts that if we met at a bar and you didn't know I was Sampson you would think I had an awesome personality and would at least give me your real number if not go home with me. Zero doubt.

It's the thought that counts.

Damn

This dude killing the OT lately

Browsed through a couple pages so not sure if previously stated...

I'd chalk it up to guys not wanting to be perceived as overzealous and ultimately scaring you off.