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Dating as a single father

Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:24 am
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16992 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:24 am
Her: Hey, you're hot. Do you want to go out?
Me: Sure. But I have to tell you, I have two kids.
Her: Oh, I love kids!
A couple weeks go by...she realizes she's catching feelings...
Her: We're in two different stages in our lives. Your kids need you. Blah, blah, blah


Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:25 am to
You're dating the wrong women.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77946 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:27 am to
quote:

Dating as a single father
worked out for me
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:27 am to
quote:

Her: Hey, you're hot. Do you want to go out?


I'm going to go out on a limb and say that these words were never spoken. At least not by her.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:29 am to
Is kids mother in the picture at all?
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16992 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:29 am to
quote:

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that these words were never spoken. At least not by her.



You'd be wrong
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16992 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:30 am to
quote:

Is kids mother in the picture at all?



She wasn't for a couple of years. Now she is, and we split custody.
Posted by threeputt
God's Country
Member since Sep 2008
24791 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:31 am to
Have some respect for your kids.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:32 am to
Then by the OT's labeling, you aren't a single father.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:35 am to
She just not that into you mostly because you couldn't get that far into her.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167101 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:38 am to
quote:

worked out for me


Y'all probably bonded over irrational hate over shite most people enjoy like amazon and puppies.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80869 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:39 am to
quote:

Her: We're in two different stages in our lives. Your kids need you. Blah, blah, blah
sounds like she saved you from the bull shite
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80869 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:39 am to
And foreskin
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 7:40 am
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:41 am to
You gotta start dating single mothers.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167101 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:42 am to
I thought he liked foreskin in all its smegma filled glory?
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16992 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:45 am to
quote:

You gotta start dating single mothers.



It's hard to find one that wants more kids, and I want more kids.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65525 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:46 am to
quote:

I want more kids.
Increase the calories to the ones you've got.

Voila! More kids!
This post was edited on 6/6/16 at 7:47 am
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80869 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 7:46 am to
quote:

it's hard to find one that wants more kids, and I want more kids.
maybe this shouldn't be your opening line
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
16992 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:03 am to
quote:

Have some respect for your kids.



How am I not having respect for my kids?
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6767 posts
Posted on 6/6/16 at 8:10 am to
quote:

Have some respect for your kids.


Curious what exactly you mean by that. Pretty sure I can mark this up as a dumb comment though. It happens, don't fret.

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