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re: Date my Daughter..

Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:03 am to
Posted by guedeaux
Tardis
Member since Jan 2008
13609 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:03 am to
Daddy Issues = butt secks
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66924 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:04 am to
Why doesn't creepy dad post some pics of her in a bikini? Too creepy for his Date my Daughter page?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124112 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:05 am to
But who's gonna date the thing on top of her head?
Posted by guedeaux
Tardis
Member since Jan 2008
13609 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:05 am to
I really wish I had a fake facebook so I could troll him haha
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18376 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:07 am to
quote:


she has one of those faces that screams i have a big arse and will be a whale when im in my 30s after my 3 kids are born




Except no one applying to date his daughter is thinking about life in their 30s. They're going for the home run soon and then will bounce.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:07 am to
nothing screams "I'M A WHALE" quite like having nothing but upper body shots
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:09 am to
IWNHI
Posted by Michael Stein
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2016
1906 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:09 am to
Yeah, I got a notification for that.

I guess I'm out of luck, since I'm single and meet 3/4 of those requirements, but am only 5'6".

But I wish this dad luck in finding a suitable match for his girl, even if it's a joke. If you have a daughter or little sister, you get where he's coming from. My little sister is of datable age now, and there's a lot of creepy mofos out there for her to filter out.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:10 am to
quote:

she has one of those faces that screams i have a big arse and will be a whale when im in my 30s after my 3 kids are born



I'm not trying to marry the bitch.
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:13 am to
I can't imagine all of the bizarre, perverted, and lunatic responses that this will elicit.
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
6862 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:14 am to
quote:

I can't imagine all of the bizarre, perverted, and lunatic responses that this will elicit.


quote:

if she's not a hippopotamus and is into anal, I'm down. Message me and we'll talk.


Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82017 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:15 am to
quote:

I can't imagine all of the bizarre, perverted, and lunatic
unless it's an inside joke with his family, the whole thing is bizarre, perverted and lunatic...
Posted by CypressTrout10
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2016
3015 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:17 am to
I'm 5'10 but my college degree should balance that inch. Applied. Will update.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:17 am to
Can't you search out people on Facebook?
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77959 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:26 am to
There is no way in hell that girl is not a serious freak.
Posted by icegator337
Lafayette
Member since Jan 2013
3495 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:31 am to
quote:

If selected for an interview you must be between the ages of 18-22. You must be goal oriented and you must have a proven history of respect. Msg me

The proven history of respect while soliciting guys to date your daughter on FB. I'm sure that'll work out
Posted by SpiderY2Bannana
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2013
474 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:35 am to
quote:

My daughter tells me often that their are no good Christian gentleman out in the world today. I am out to prove her wrong. I set up DMD "Date my Daughter" as a site for interviewing. I have had many years working with people and if you know someone that has a good heart, good intentions, Christian, goal oriented and actually likes to have a conversation other than snap chat or texting then I have an opportunity for this someone to meet a beautiful, kind spirited young lady. There is one catch they have to pass the interview process. Msg me if you or someone you know maybe interested. She attends LSU University


LSU University in the SEC Conference
Posted by TigerTerd
Member since Sep 2010
2659 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:40 am to
Who will be the OT hero to apply and give play by play of what happens?
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:40 am to
let me know when its been reduced to Bang My Daughter
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19267 posts
Posted on 8/26/16 at 10:40 am to
Landing strip ?
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