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Dallas HR lady files lawsuit after being sent gummy penises

Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:18 pm
Posted by YipSkiddlyDooo
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:18 pm
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Melody Lenox filed the lawsuit in a Dallas County court on Tuesday after she received a package of gummy penises from Dicks by Mail. Lenox is the head of HR at Axxess Technology Solutions.

Lenox believes the package was meant to be harassment and she filed the suit so Dicks by Mail will be forced to identify who placed the order. Lenox received the package on Dec. 7.

Lenox said her car has been keyed and she’s been the subject of Craigslist hoax postings. The suit believes those events and the candy delivery are connected.
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:20 pm to
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Lenox said her car has been keyed and she’s been the subject of Craigslist hoax postings. The suit believes those events and the candy delivery are connected.


If true that's not cool and hope she gets the money to repair the paint job.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:22 pm to
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Dicks by Mail


lol
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:23 pm to
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Lenox believes the package was meant to be harassment


I BELIEVE that it was meant to harass me.

Can I have some money too?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:23 pm to
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being sent gummy penises


So that's what happened to our package for tAggyArk. Was wondering where our boatsnacks were when we last docked.

Our bad, Dallas HR lady.
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 9:47 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145164 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:24 pm to
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Dicks by Mail
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145164 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:25 pm to
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Lenox said her car has been keyed and she’s been the subject of Craigslist hoax postings. The suit believes those events and the candy delivery are connected
damn. Hope they find the person who is doing this shite
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:32 pm to
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Dicks by Mail


This is so confusing....
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94524 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:32 pm to
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damn. Hope they find the person who is doing this shite




I'd go with someone the HR lady has reprimanded more than once.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61270 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:34 pm to
She is clearly not popular at work.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
59099 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:34 pm to
I'm sorry, but if we aren't allowed to send our HR reps gummy penises from Dicks by Mail, then what the frick are we even doing here, guys?
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:35 pm to
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Lenox believes the package was meant to be harassment


Really? How did she figure that out?

After all, the whole idea of that is to tell someone to literally EABOD.

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she filed the suit so Dicks by Mail will be forced to identify who placed the order


Might be fruitless. Just needs a Visa gift card and overseas proxy server (or public hotspot) and it's untraceable. But it could be a current employee who bought with their own CC. There are some truly stupid people in the world.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:39 pm to
Not a very bright someone to do all that other stuff and then do this order where they have to give a name and CC # unless they were really smart and used a prepaid Visa and her name. That would be pretty awesome.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24584 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:39 pm to
Ordering some now.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15103 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:41 pm to

Melody Lenox, Axxess
Posted by UF
Florida
Member since Nov 2016
2696 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:43 pm to
Update to this story. The HR lady got the bag of dicks by mistake. They were supposed to be shipped here:

Texas Aggie Yell Leaders
Department of Student Activities
125 John J. Koldus Building
1236 TAMU
College Station, TX 77843-1236

This public information can be found here.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5105 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:43 pm to
So, did she eat the bag of dicks, or what?
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50816 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:44 pm to


She was angry they were no black gummies, and they were kinda small
This post was edited on 12/30/16 at 9:45 pm
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:45 pm to
Shocked I tell you. Shocked.
Posted by LSU Tigershark
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Posted on 12/30/16 at 9:46 pm to
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Dicks by Mail.


Mail Dicks would have been a better name
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