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Cutting a large hamburger in half.. beta move?

Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:15 pm
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:15 pm
Or smart dining protocol?
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:16 pm to
Smart. Doesn't go everywhere.
Posted by TigerBait1127
Houston
Member since Jun 2005
47336 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:17 pm to
Beta move is asking this question instead of just doing whatever the frick you want
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78053 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:18 pm to
when i order the 'monster in the woods' at the corner pub by my house, i cut it like a pizza.

feeds a family of 6 for $19

still don't know why they haven't raised the price.

This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 12:18 pm
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79191 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:18 pm to
I think we've done it

The OT has now discussed every possible topic in American life
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78053 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:19 pm to
quote:

The OT has now discussed every possible topic in American life


pretty damn close to it
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:20 pm to
frick you pussy, some of us need reassurances in life
Posted by Trout Bandit
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2012
13253 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:21 pm to
Smart move
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39112 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:24 pm to
Are you talking about a Whopper, Big Mac, Five guys, or something big? I would not cut those but somethin g bigger may be easier handled in two.

My hands are big but I work toward my convenience.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30999 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:24 pm to
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Smart. Doesn't go everywhere.
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9358 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:26 pm to
Depends on where you are. Cutting it would be more civilized IMO.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35088 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:29 pm to
Tastes better when it's cut.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15098 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:33 pm to
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Or smart dining protocol?


Yes. Ask your mommy to cut it for you
Posted by ScopeCreep
In the thick
Member since Jul 2016
638 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:34 pm to
Cut it. Make sure they didn't overcook it. And if they did, throw it at the waitress when you grab her by the pussy and tell her it's overcooked and unacceptable. Pure alpha.
This post was edited on 11/11/16 at 12:35 pm
Posted by iheartlsu
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
27725 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:34 pm to
Those four corner pieces when you cut in half are the best bites
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61922 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Are you talking about a Whopper, Big Mac, Five guys,


OT ballers don't eat that crap

Alphas do whatever the frick they want
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38971 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:44 pm to
You can't cut one cooked rare, you need the bun to hold it all in.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
20444 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:45 pm to
Alphas don't ask what is beta, they just do it.
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15763 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:49 pm to
I cut every sandwich in half
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 11/11/16 at 12:57 pm to
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You can't cut one cooked rare
Congrats on the salmonella.
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