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Couple Tries Anal With The Worst Possible Results
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:07 am
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:07 am
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There is no WAY this girl is every going to try this again. Drunk or not, I can guarantee that! Here is her story:
My boyfriend and I have been together for 6 years, the first time we tired anal it was awful, it took at least 30 minutes for him to get it in and when he did my anus bled like crazy.
My boyfriend and I had just gotten back from a friend’s wedding and were hammered. Like, ready to try new crazy sex moves hammered. After about 20 minutes of fun sex, my boyfriend says the most romantic 7 words I have ever heard come from his mouth: “Can I stick it in your butt?” I immediately thought of our awful experience 5 years ago but then ultimately decided “eh, why not?”
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So here we are, back to where we were, with him trying so desperately to stick his fairly large and beefy penis into the tightest hole in my body. Miraculously, it works. It slides in no pain, and more importantly no crying. We do our thing, he pulls out and ANOTHER miracle: no nuggets!
I didn’t use the restroom after the whole thing. With a two hour long marathon sex session and a blood alcohol level that could kill Shaquille O’Neal I passed. the. frick. out.
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Woke up this morning with something slowly slithering out of my anus and immediately jolted out of bed. Of course, this caused my dog to freak out and get excited at the thought of being let out to use “the potty”. So, she does as dogs do and jumps up, then with full force rams her front paws into my lower abdomen. I immediately look to my boyfriend, with the “uhmahgawd” face. Just then semen and fecal matter release from my butthole and into my lace booty shorts, then begins seeping through the holes in the lace and down my legs and onto the beige carpeting.
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My boyfriend is screaming “get off the fricking carpet! Go! Run! Run to the bathroom.” But, I literally can not move. My body is frozen still while I’m standing there, holding my abdomen.
2 hours later and my boyfriend and I have just finished cleaning the carpet. He’s still pretty annoyed and has sworn off anal completely and I’m able to laugh it off because he didn’t break up with me over it.
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Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:10 am to JOJO Hammer
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:11 am to JOJO Hammer
Meh. That was a long drawn out story with a weak ending.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:12 am to LSUzealot
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Meh. That was a long drawn out story with a weak ending.
Sounds to me like she was the one with the weak end.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:13 am to JOJO Hammer
I laughed. 
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:14 am to JOJO Hammer
Really too much packed into that short story
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:14 am to JOJO Hammer
I'm breaking up with her for posting this shite on the internet
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:14 am to JOJO Hammer
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My boyfriend is screaming “get off the fricking carpet! Go! Run! Run to the bathroom.”
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:15 am to JOJO Hammer
No way that's true because everyone knows that girls don't poop.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:16 am to JOJO Hammer
story was meh
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:17 am to Darth_Vader
Dude must be hung
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:18 am to JOJO Hammer
Totally worth it IMO.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 10:26 am to The Sad Banana
Rough, drunk sex in the anus? Go figure.
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