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HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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a Dachshund race,


^ most disturbing part of the story.


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Wildcat In Germany
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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
Imagine the officer while writing this report.


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SamuelClemens
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Earth
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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
I had the cops pull up on me late night weekends in the parking lot of the Highland Rd Park on highland behind the neighborhood Village St George back in my high school days. Glad the police simply told you to get dressed and leave back then without the needless arrests.


SamuelClemens
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Earth
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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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smoking gun dot com


Is this a real website or another like The Onion?


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TommyCheeseballs
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Milwaukee WI
Member since Jan 2007
7864 posts

re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
Sorry I'm on my phone, the extra quote and pics leg work is too time consuming


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AU4real35
Auburn Fan
Gadsden
Member since Jan 2014
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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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That is a fantastic story. It's a shame the OP did such a poor job setting it up.


This.



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VABuckeye
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Oak Hill, VA
Member since Dec 2007
19446 posts

re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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Glad the police simply told you to get dressed and leave back then without the needless arrests.


It appears that the officer was trying to do something like this but they wouldn't stop fricking long enough for him to issue a warning.


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MorbidTheClown
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
16527 posts

re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
once you start you can't be expected to stop


HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
5007 posts

re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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I had the cops pull up on me late night weekends in the parking lot of the Highland Rd Park on highland behind the neighborhood Village St George back in my high school days. Glad the police simply told you to get dressed and leave back then without the needless arrests.




I'll bet you right now that if this couple would have simply got dressed and left, they would not have been charged with a crime.

Back when I was in high school , a senior, I had a sophomore girl in my car with me, she was 16. We got caught by a cop. He got me out of the car, took me to the back and I thought I was going to jail for sure. He simply told me "son she's 16, in the future I'd suggest you not do anything with her that you wouldn't do while parked in her dad's driveway" and let us go.

But I mean I didn't refuse to stop fricking her or anything.


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Hogwarts
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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
Zero fricks given...


Well, at least one frick.


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foshizzle
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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
IWHI


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MorbidTheClown
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
Puttkemery, apparently not happy to have been interrupted, replied, “No. I’m trying to frick.”

accused Westpfahl of “cock blocking” him and “giving him blue balls,”



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airfernando
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Member since Oct 2015
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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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ccording to police, a La Crosse resident yesterday called 911 around 3:25 AM to report a suspected prowler in an alley behind her home.
non story


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biglego
LSU Fan
Up your butt
Member since Nov 2007
42568 posts

re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
I got hit on by an old gay guy once at Highland Rd Park so it's good the cops are out there


PhilipMarlowe
Texas A&M Fan
Member since Mar 2013
6383 posts

re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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the DA's office isn't prosecuting


good on them. this is the kind of incident that everyone should be able to laugh about, and just move on. a mark of a good da's office.


TigerstuckinMS
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Member since Nov 2005
10805 posts

re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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good on them. this is the kind of incident that everyone should be able to laugh about, and just move on. a mark of a good da's office.

And now that baw is gonna be legend in his social circle.


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MorbidTheClown
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
16527 posts

re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
Puttkemery declared, “It’s just a dick. Nothing to be afraid of.”

i like this guy..i'd buy him a beer.



When Westpfahl asked Scott why the couple did not stop having sex when asked, she replied that Puttkemery “wanted to finish.”

her too


Wtodd
Missouri Fan
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
25178 posts

re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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once you start you can't be expected to stop

Correct.....no pause button for sex


HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
5007 posts

re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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Correct.....no pause button for sex


You must not have kids


Green Chili Tiger
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re: Couple refuses to cease car sex
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I got hit on by an old gay guy once at Highland Rd Park so it's good the cops are out there


Otherwise he would have arse raped you?


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