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Colonoscopy Update #3
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:01 am
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:01 am
Ok....well, I have finally creeped away from the toilet after being pasted to it for 3.5 hours this morning. Pretty sure I crapped out my liver.....but everything is clear.
I do not do doctor stuff well, so they gave me a valium to pop before I even go. Just took that bad boy and am starting to get a really good IDGAF feeling.
Wife should be home from work in an hour to take me. Appt is at three. Based on all the comments, I am curiously looking forward to the drugs they will give me before the procedure.
I appreciate all the feedback.
I do not do doctor stuff well, so they gave me a valium to pop before I even go. Just took that bad boy and am starting to get a really good IDGAF feeling.
Wife should be home from work in an hour to take me. Appt is at three. Based on all the comments, I am curiously looking forward to the drugs they will give me before the procedure.
I appreciate all the feedback.
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Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:04 am to Barrister
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:08 am to Barrister
Enjoy pooping in a bag the rest of your life. PJ doesn't seem to mind fwiw.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:08 am to Barrister
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I do not do doctor stuff well, so they gave me a valium to pop before I even go
Wait....what? You'll sleep thru the procedure brah.......and it's a procedure, not open heart surgery.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:09 am to Barrister
I can't believe you're letting someone drug you and play around in your butt. Now they can do whatever they want.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:12 am to Wtodd
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Wait....what? You'll sleep thru the procedure brah.......and it's a procedure, not open heart surgery
Some people have high anxiety over stuff like that though. Especially if they have seen loved ones have bad medical experiences. Nothing wrong with that. At least his doctor was nice enough to give him a Valium for it.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:12 am to Barrister
Feel your pain, I start tonight after work with the sitting on the toilet, procedure tomorrow morn.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:15 am to Barrister
They gonna give you a brazilian while you're in there? I hear it gives you a higher probability of one wipers.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:16 am to Barrister
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I appreciate all the feedback.
Good thing because you about to get it..... figuratively and literally.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:22 am to lsunurse
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Some people have high anxiety over stuff like that though. Especially if they have seen loved ones have bad medical experiences. Nothing wrong with that. At least his doctor was nice enough to give him a Valium for it.
Yea....this is me. I guess you could call it PTSD from when my daughter died. Ever since that day I freak out over being in a clinical setting....even though my mind knows everything is ok.....my body goes nuts....heart racing....cannot breath....it is trippy.....takes something a valium to even get me in the door
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:24 am to lsunurse
I would ask for a Valium just because I love valiums. I wish I had a script sometimes
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:28 am to Barrister
It's going to look like the opening titles of a Doctor Who episode.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:41 am to jeffsdad
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Feel your pain, I start tonight after work with the sitting on the toilet, procedure tomorrow morn.
why does the pre-gaming involve sitting on the toilet for hours?
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:45 am to Skin
It's the nasty liquid stuff they make you drink to clean your insides out. They don't want to stick their scope up a shite-filled colon.
This post was edited on 4/6/17 at 11:46 am
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:45 am to TheFonz
I laughed a little too hard a the dr who gif. Best of luck with the procedure though
Posted on 4/6/17 at 11:51 am to Barrister
They will wheel you, turn you on your side, put the stuff in your iv and you are out. Wake up then just let it rip! The one time when you can fart as much and as loud as you like and no one can say a thing.
Anyone who reads this that is 50 and has not had a colonoscopy, get it done! Had mine and they found a cancerous polyp. Had surgery and now cancer free.
Anyone who reads this that is 50 and has not had a colonoscopy, get it done! Had mine and they found a cancerous polyp. Had surgery and now cancer free.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 12:10 pm to Barrister
Please lay on your side and relax. When they inject the magic milk in your IV you will will have the most relaxed feeling ever.
Posted on 4/6/17 at 10:11 pm to Barrister
Hope they went throught the mouth first then took a look in the poop shoot. Just in case they were curious of what is happening on the topside of things. 
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