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Coke and Mexican Coke Ain't the Same Thing

Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:17 am
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:17 am
Mexican Coke is smoooooooth.
Regular Coke burns the throat.

You can't tell me the only difference is cane sugar. Mexican Coke is sooo much better. The government is putting something in regular Coke. My guess is a carcinogen. Diet Coke is worse. That shite makes my joints inflamed. Why is Coke USA trying to kill us?

Seriously, if you wanted to keep the population numbers in check, can you think of a better product to silently kill people with? Coke is all over the world. If needed, you can reach the world's population with Coke.

Think about it.
Posted by X123F45
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:19 am to
Yogagirl?
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:20 am to
From someone who lives near the border and can tell you Mexico does not produce, only distribute.

Congrats on the livestock dewormer in your brain.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:22 am to
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Mexican Coke is smoooooooth.


Can confirm.

I just remember the last time I was there if you didn't buy coke from the bro in the bathroom then they would lock you in a stall and call the cops on you. Incredible business model.

ETA: Welp, thought we were talking about badass coke, not the gay arse drink.
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 1:23 am
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:22 am to
Ingredients: eta

Why the hell does sugar cane have to do with anything?
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 1:40 am
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:26 am to
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Incredible business model.


Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:28 am to
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ETA: Welp, thought we were talking about badass coke, not the gay arse drink.


ETA: Welp I sound trashy. Will not edit op enjoy this downvote
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:31 am to
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Mexican Coke is smoooooooth.
Regular Coke burns the throat.


I actually agree with this. You pop a glass bottle of Coke from down south of the border and you get some awesome flavor that goes down easy. American bottled Coke is nowhere near as good or smooth.

Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:34 am to
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can you think of a better product to silently kill people with?


Nike. Airdrops of Nike shite in the Middle East would cause a social revolution
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:41 am to
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Mexico does not produce, only distribute.


That's irrelevant. They distribute or bottle what's shipped to them. All bottlers are shipped the syrup from a centralized source. So the bottlers don't know what they are mixing. They just mix Jug A with carbonated water. Only a small group of people know about the poison. Frankly, it could be just one person. It's so simple. Why can't you see it?
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:42 am to
Peruvian flake is what you want to try.
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:49 am to
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Peruvian flake is what you want to try.

I didn't realized Coke was still making its original formula. I imagine one could acquire in Mexico? Perhaps in downtown Atlanta, GA too, just a couple blocks over from Coke headquarters.
Posted by Gris Gris
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:50 am to
Mexican Coke is far superior to US Coke.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:51 am to
quote:

Peruvian flake is what you want to try


Bolivia. A coke at the bar is like ordering a shot at Fred's
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 1:58 am to
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if you wanted to keep the population numbers in check, can you think of a better product to silently kill people with?

Government subsidized abortion centers and government regulated healthcare?
Posted by Langland
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Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:16 am to
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Government subsidized abortion centers and government regulated healthcare?

Abortion centers are used mostly just to kill black people. Coke is worldwide. It's a perfect delivery system.

ETA: But you may be onto something with gov healthcare. Surely they are in partnership with Coke.
This post was edited on 11/18/16 at 2:19 am
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
19749 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:18 am to
This is the truth but I'm not sure how many people care. Just bought a Mexican liter coke bottle.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18806 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 2:36 am to
Mexico can keep their coke and their citizens
Posted by AZTarheeel
Member since Feb 2015
3702 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:22 am to
I'm doing some az coke right now. Not as good as the tj coke I had a few weeks ago. Some tx coke is on the way over.

Best coke I ever had was in Aruba, Colombian coke via Venezuela.

Typically I've found American coke to be better than Mexican coke as long as you get it from the right place.
Posted by Bullfrog
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56263 posts
Posted on 11/18/16 at 3:24 am to
I didn't realize they still put cities on the the bottom of the bottles. Must be an out west thing.
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