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Christ Arrested for Assaulting Muhammed
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:45 pm
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On arrival, officers found Fatimah Muhammed and Jesus Christ located at a nearby CVS store. The officers learned that the couple were in a dating relationship and currently live together. Earlier Christ had become upset with Muhammed because she had been driving too slow. According to Muhammed, Christ then spit on her and then they proceeded to punch each other.
Muhammed sustained an injury to her left arm and Christ was subsequently arrested.
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Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:46 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:47 pm to Green Chili Tiger
I told yall this was a religious war.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:47 pm to Green Chili Tiger
holy shite
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:48 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:49 pm to Green Chili Tiger
An editor has to just shite his pants when this comes across the police blotter. The headline just writes itself.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:51 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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A warrant check revealed that Christ, a 56-year-old resident of Novato, is on Marin County probation for an earlier arrest of public intoxication on April 4 of this year.
It's OK to turn water into wine, just don't drink it too soon before leaving the wedding.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:55 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Jesus Christ
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:55 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Unbelievable.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 12:58 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:07 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Damn, there goes religious relations!
:sadface:
:sadface:
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:33 pm to KnuteMiles
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sorta like this one.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:37 pm to Green Chili Tiger
The crusade finally begins! God wills it!
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:38 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Earlier Christ had become upset with Muhammed because she had been driving too slow. According to Muhammed, Christ then spit on her and then they proceeded to punch each other.
I am glad to see he got rid of that turn the other cheek shite.
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:41 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Christ, who had his name legally changed to match that of the “Prince of Peace”, has been arrested three previous times since 2005 on domestic violence charges, or for disobeying a court order related to domestic violence.
It's like a really big guy with the nickname Tiny.
bazinga
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:49 pm to junkfunky
and both blamed some Jewish guy
Posted on 9/15/14 at 1:51 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
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and both blamed some Jewish guy
Posted on 9/15/14 at 2:00 pm to Topwater Trout
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Jesus Christ
Yes?
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