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Chow Down AND Lose Weight? It's Possible Now!
Posted on 6/16/16 at 9:57 am
Posted on 6/16/16 at 9:57 am
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FDA Approves Weight Loss Stomach Pump AspireAssist to Combat Obesity
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The Food and Drug Administration approved a new and unusual weight loss device Tuesday: an external pump that dumps part of the stomach contents into the toilet.
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Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:03 am to crazycubes
Think your fat?!? You're probably just bloated!
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:04 am to crazycubes
You can chow down now and lose weight without that device. Just do enough cardio to produce a caloric deficit.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:05 am to Artie Rome
I thought I was fat. It turns out, I was just bloated!!
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:07 am to BRgetthenet
Nah, baw. You're fat 
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:08 am to jdd48
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You can chow down now and lose weight without that device. Just do enough cardio to produce a caloric deficit.
Who the frick wants to do that?!
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:09 am to BRgetthenet
Dis da big chief
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:10 am to Paul Allen
I was constantly plagued by potbelly, and bloating.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:10 am to BRgetthenet
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:10 am to jdd48
quote:How much would you have to run to burn 3500 calories?
You can chow down now and lose weight without that device. Just do enough cardio to produce a caloric deficit.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:14 am to BRgetthenet
You probably just had up to 40 pounds of rotting sludge in your belly!
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:16 am to crazycubes
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This new device is the first to remove food that people have already eaten before it can be digested.
Are you fricking kidding me? How about just don't shove the excessive food down your fat fricking throat to begin with. I can't believe doctors are complicit in helping these fat fricks keep up their unhealthy lifestyles that are such a drain on our healthcare system...
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:17 am to MontyFranklyn
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How much would you have to run to burn 3500 calories?
About 3.5 hours.
Can do 500 calories per half hour pretty easily.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:18 am to crazycubes
Wow. Sounds unpleasant and disgusting
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:18 am to crazycubes
1 Tony's I-75 BLT coming right up
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:21 am to crazycubes
I guess this is something the big name junk food companies/fast food companies can get behind. "Keep eating our shitty food and you won't ever gain weight!"
Sadly, that's probably the biggest reason it was approved by the FDA. 'Merica.
Sadly, that's probably the biggest reason it was approved by the FDA. 'Merica.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:24 am to crazycubes
Isn't this already called something?.... Bulimia maybe?
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:25 am to rintintin
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Isn't this already called something?.... Bulimia maybe?
No shite. Two fingers down a throat is way cheaper than some medical procedure.
Posted on 6/16/16 at 10:28 am to BRgetthenet
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thought I was fat. It turns out, I was just bloated!!
One of my best friends told me not too long ago that he bought this shite he heard about on the radio. He said "it sounded just like me. I'm not fat, but like my belly sticks out all the time. I think I'm just bloated"
Now this is an otherwise very logical and sensible person. He swears that the stuff is working and he feels better than ever and isn't as bloated.
I had to just shake my head. Whatever works for you.
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