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Chimpanzee vs spotted hyena battle - Who wins?

Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:37 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:37 pm
Full grown for each.

Chimpanzee is twice as strong as a human




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Hyena size:

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This post was edited on 6/20/17 at 5:51 pm
Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
8819 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:38 pm to
Hyena: one bite and it's over
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24036 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:45 pm to
I bet that guy was close to losing his face there in that last pic.

And I assume you mean adult male chimp vs. adult female spotted hyena.

Off topic: That pseudopenis of the spotted hyena is such an interesting and strange evolutionary adaptation.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36376 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:48 pm to
Game over as soon as the hyena sinks his teeth in. Those jaws will frick that chimpanzee's world up.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:49 pm to
Gotta go with the hyena

They are some tough mother frickers. When they move in on a kill all the other animals leave. Multiple lions will back away from a single hyena.

Their bite is insane. They can chomp through an animal's femur no problem.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:50 pm to
Hyena....incredible bite pressure
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108567 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:51 pm to
Hyena. It has a 1,100psi bite. Could rip the chimps arm off.
This post was edited on 6/20/17 at 5:56 pm
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Chimpanzee is twice as strong as a human



Odd statement since humans and chimps vary greatly in strength
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:53 pm to

Can I go with neither? I honestly don't think either would survive one on one. Each suffers a kill shot.
Posted by KingwoodLsuFan
Member since Aug 2008
11447 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 5:55 pm to
Hyena easy.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30359 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

That pseudopenis of the spotted hyena is such an interesting and strange evolutionary adaptation.

Indeed, early zoologist actually believed the were hermaphrodites, if I recall correctly.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13267 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 6:38 pm to
I love a good OT Animal Battle Thread
I'm not sure if anything will top the Polar Bear VS Gorilla debate but the Pack of Wolves VS Gang of Chimpanzees a couple months back did get pretty heated. One thing is for sure in the eyes of some OTers it's a damn wonder the apes haven't conquered the planet yet.


Posted by Tempratt
WRMS Girls Soccer Team Kicks arse
Member since Oct 2013
13380 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 6:46 pm to
Hyena hands down
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
3126 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 6:49 pm to
Signified Monkey would tear both dey asses up...
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 7:06 pm to
Hyena has a stronger bite than a lion and a tiger. I'm going with the hyena.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 7:07 pm to
chimp
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113970 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 7:07 pm to
This is a tough one. I like a good thread about what animal would beat what animal, but I think this could go either way depending on how the fight starts out.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15808 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 7:11 pm to


I'll take the chimp.
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10546 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 7:13 pm to
After looking at that Chimp how can people deny that's where we evolved from?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76354 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 7:14 pm to
Chimp wins
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