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re: Chicks' thoughts at the beach... ?
Posted on 5/23/14 at 2:09 pm to TU Rob
Posted on 5/23/14 at 2:09 pm to TU Rob
quote:This made me laugh, but only because I can definitely believe it.
Why is that guy smoking a Cigar out here?
Should I InstaGram/facebook/tweet/snapchat a picture of my sandy toes and hot dog legs?
What filter should I put on it first?
Why does that fat bitch think she can come out here in a two piece? Cover it up Kate Upton!
I'm jealous of that bitch's cute little straw hat. It is much better than my cute little straw hat. And her gigantic sunglasses go with it so well. I should go ask her where she got them. Will that be awkward?
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Posted on 5/23/14 at 2:10 pm to The Sad Banana
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This made me laugh, but only because I can definitely believe it.
I've been married for 10 years, and at some point some variation of all of those came straight out of my wife's mouth.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 2:14 pm to TU Rob
They are either better at checking us out than we are at checking them out or they are just putting on a show for the other females and we are just big dumb idiots that think it's for us.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 2:17 pm to The Sad Banana
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they are just putting on a show for the other females and we are just big dumb idiots that think it's for us.
This is the answer.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 2:25 pm to poochie
Check out Asa's twitter for awesome chick thoughts. 
Posted on 5/23/14 at 2:33 pm to BROffshoreTigerFan
There's one that keeps bending over in front of us putting on spray sunscreen. I Feel like an obgyn.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 2:53 pm to TU Rob
quote:
Why is that guy smoking a Cigar out here?
Should I InstaGram/facebook/tweet/snapchat a picture of my sandy toes and hot dog legs?
What filter should I put on it first?
Why does that fat bitch think she can come out here in a two piece? Cover it up Kate Upton!
I'm jealous of that bitch's cute little straw hat. It is much better than my cute little straw hat. And her gigantic sunglasses go with it so well. I should go ask her where she got them. Will that be awkward?
But first, let me take a selfie.....
Posted on 5/23/14 at 2:56 pm to jimbeam
It's weird, but I always think that even on the beach, chicks are thinking about Pinterest, not some dude in a bathing suit's cock.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 3:03 pm to poochie
If she's got a light hangover and is single, she's probably horny, and hungry, and looking at hard bodied males.
If she's in a balanced state, the whole tan concern, frick-you-bitches theory prevails.
If she's in a balanced state, the whole tan concern, frick-you-bitches theory prevails.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 3:06 pm to poochie
They are checking out the brand of his suit, shades and sandals to guess how much money he might have.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 3:09 pm to GRTiger
times like these makes me miss Paige even more
Posted on 5/23/14 at 3:29 pm to poochie
They lookin for abs and the "Apollo's belt". Yes, they think about getting banged out if you are attractive to them. Do you think they don't want sex too?
You gotta lose that gut if you want them to start scoping you.
You gotta lose that gut if you want them to start scoping you.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 4:09 pm to Urinal Mint
Yeah yeah...
Big interracial senior trip just arrived, old fat white guy makes racist comment, yelling match ensues... South gonna South.
Big interracial senior trip just arrived, old fat white guy makes racist comment, yelling match ensues... South gonna South.
Posted on 5/23/14 at 4:12 pm to poochie
not the best but this thread needed something.
This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 4:13 pm
Posted on 5/23/14 at 4:15 pm to LaBR4
the blonde in the middle 
Posted on 5/23/14 at 4:15 pm to LaBR4
Those chicks look young....
.... I like it
.... I like it
Posted on 5/23/14 at 4:20 pm to Walt OReilly
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the blonde in the middle
Beautiful girl, would be a 9.75 with 7 more lbs and a more well proportioned curve.
Hair cloaked titles, no thanks, not slutty enough.
This post was edited on 5/23/14 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 5/23/14 at 4:27 pm to poochie
quote:
Chicks' thoughts at the beach... ?
Gangbang rape fantasies.
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