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re: Chaos caused by mischievous toddlers prove parents can't turn their back for a SECOND

Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:49 am to
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:49 am to
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Yep. Anyone that suggests this kind of shite "just happens" or "can happen to anyone" is a shitty parent trying to convince you they're not.


Cutting up the images in currency takes some time, but many of those are things that can/will happen to anyone.

Is coloring on the wall or a computer really a sign of shitty parenting?
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2133 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:51 am to
Threw a toy at it
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:52 am to
My niece already thought her home's walls needed some needed some if her crayon flair. Hopefully, I don't have to worry about anything like that, but my son's already ninja sniping the remote and changing the channel or input, so who knows.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
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Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:52 am to
Mine did that when he was two as well. Found one of my golf balls and threw it in the air. Nailed the TV. Done.
Posted by cajunangelle
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Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:54 am to
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2133 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:54 am to
I was going to just live with it but now the lines are spreading
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84784 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:55 am to
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Mine did that when he was two as well. Found one of my golf balls and threw it in the air. Nailed the TV. Done.


You're a terrible parent.

My kids have about 50 of those plastic balls you used to see in play areas back in the day. We play catch with them from time to time, but now they throw any ball they find. A few have just missed the TV, thankfully. It's only a matter of time.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:56 am to



Butter Face?

Posted by GEAUXT
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Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:58 am to
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 9:59 am to
this is why I keep all shite like this up high and locked away from my 2 yo. My wife gave him a sticker book to play with when they were driving home from my in laws one time. I took me about an hour to get all the stickers off the back windows and door as he made sure they were nice and flat.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 8/11/17 at 10:03 am to
That kind of chaos can easily happen if you have multiple toddlers. You deal with one, in the bathroom for instance, while you thought the other one was just being quiet in the living room watching tv ..........

Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84784 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 10:04 am to
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That kind of chaos can easily happen if you have multiple toddlers. You deal with one, in the bathroom for instance, while you thought the other one was just being quiet in the living room watching tv ..........


When you have to switch from man-to-man defense to a zone, things can go south in a hurry.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
146688 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 10:06 am to
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That kind of chaos can easily happen if you have multiple toddlers. You deal with one, in the bathroom for instance, while you thought the other one was just being quiet in the living room watching tv ..........
Yep, easily. 3 to 4 of them and it is unreal what they can do in a second. The girl cutting the money is just cray cray tho.
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2133 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 10:09 am to
Twin 4 year olds and a 2 1/2 year old. Prevent defense all day
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7281 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 10:10 am to
My pullout game strong.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7530 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 10:12 am to
Yep, don't be an a-hole and call somebody a terrible parent when you're by yourself trying to corral a bunch of toddlers. It's a lot easier when you only have one, or at least a 1-1 ratio of child to adult.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 10:13 am to
That first pic is way older than toddler. That's arse beating age.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 8/11/17 at 10:13 am to
ETA: Sorry, this was meant for a different thread.
This post was edited on 8/11/17 at 10:17 am
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42560 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 10:16 am to
That happened to my a few years ago. I bought a super thin plasma because I have always been a fan. It was expensive. My son sunk his comb center mass of it. I was so pissed I couldn't do anything to him.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 8/11/17 at 10:17 am to
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That kind of chaos can easily happen if you have multiple toddlers. You deal with one, in the bathroom for instance, while you thought the other one was just being quiet in the living room watching tv ..........





When he gets quiet, I know something is up. Having one is hard enough some days. My wife will bring up when do we want to start trying for another one and he will inevitably go terrible twos and it will buy me a few more weeks before the conversation starts up again.
This post was edited on 8/11/17 at 10:18 am
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