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re: Change famous Christmas song lyrics to be more politically correct w/ today
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:51 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:51 am to mizzoukills
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Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:00 am to mizzoukills
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:04 am to Pettifogger
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Baby It's Cold Outside rustles the shite out of feminists FWIW
So how do we change Baby It's Cold Outside to be more politically correct?
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:05 am to blight
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it's beginning to look a lot like kwanzaa
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:14 am to mizzoukills
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So how do we change Baby It's Cold Outside to be more politically correct?
"I really can't stay"
"I agree with you because I have not received unambiguous consent and would be a rapist if I proceeded. I need you to clearly say 'yes I will stay and you can crush my puss'"
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 11:16 am
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:16 am to mizzoukills
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My first entry:
I saw my gender fluid parental unit kissing Xhim Clause underneath the Holiday foliage last night. Holiday foliage, which by the way, is only in the home of privileged white Anglo Christian cishet shite lords who celebrate an oppressive and antiquated moral modality which strives to separate the races and elevate the white man.
Further, the commercialization of this holiday has led to the exploit of the retail market, in particularly it's underpaid and underprivileged workers.
Tomorrow I will hold a rally for higher pay for retail employees and transgenderedphobic awareness.
This rally will also be a protest against the privileged who cant afford to receive presents from an oppressive white male dominated holiday figure called "Santa Clause".
Mommy didn't see me sneak. Down the stairs and take a peek. And I saw her drinking a Coca-Cola. The Coca Cola company and its subsidiaries and affiliates should be penalized and made to pay all families who have suffered the oppression of Santa Clause.
Further, Coca Cola should have to pay off any and all student loan debt of any underprivileged student.
No lauging would've been, if daddy would've seen, mommy kissing santa clause. My dad is dead. He was killed by a police officer. Sure he was a recently released convicted fellon, high on PCP and heroin, and in a full sprint towards an officer after beating another officer unconscious and wielding a gun after robbing an elderly woman at gun point, but he was a good dad. And cops are out of control.
Tomorrow's rally will also be to raise awareness about viscous unwarranted cop violence.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 11:29 am
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:49 am to Breesus
You forgot to mention that even if the dad was alive to see mommy kissing Santa Claus; as a male he has no right to infringe upon the sexual freedom of his wife with another man. The western patriarchy must be eliminated to make way for a new feminist utopia.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:54 am to mizzoukills
Jingle Bells, black man smells
Cooooops have their guns, black man runs, white cop yells, then blows his arse awaaay Hey.
Cooooops have their guns, black man runs, white cop yells, then blows his arse awaaay Hey.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:56 am to Pettifogger
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Baby It's Cold Outside rustles the shite out of feminists FWIW
further proof that feminists are morons.. the original song was written by a song writer to his wife. I believe for an anniversary and it was about them two and really has zero to do with Christmas
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:57 am to IT_Dawg
Jingle bells, shotgun shells, grandma's got a gun...
Posted on 12/1/15 at 12:01 pm to Bluefin
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All I Want for Christmas is You, But Only If You've Given Consent
Posted on 12/1/15 at 12:03 pm to mizzoukills
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Jingle bells, shotgun shells, grandma's got a gun...
Grandma finally got fed up with getting run over by reindeer i see
Posted on 12/1/15 at 12:03 pm to mizzoukills
Baby, it's cold outside, (but I respect your independence and right to refuse consent, and understand that without express consent to the affirmative there is no consent and it's rape even if nothing happens, or if it does and it's consensual and later on decide you are uncomfortable with it or regret it that's rape too)
Posted on 12/1/15 at 12:05 pm to fr33manator
Hark, the Black Lives Matter protestors scream
Away in a Safe Zone
Away in a Safe Zone
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 12:08 pm
Posted on 12/1/15 at 12:06 pm to mizzoukills
Grandma got run over by a Wall Street Hedge Fund Manger's gas-guzzling Ferrari.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 12:06 pm to fr33manator
O Come All Ye Faithful and Nonbelievers
Posted on 12/1/15 at 12:08 pm to mizzoukills
I always thought Silent Night was about rape.
Posted on 12/1/15 at 12:09 pm to Geaux Piggins Geaux
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Grandma got run over by a Wall Street Hedge Fund Manger's gas-guzzling Ferrari.
At least he's got insurance.. Santa's sketchy B&E arse ain't gonna have a clean ride
Posted on 12/1/15 at 12:14 pm to Phil A Sheo
We Three Drag Queens
Posted on 12/1/15 at 12:16 pm to mizzoukills
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