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Fatty Arbuckle and Slim Pickens

Rawl tahd

I am known as TH03 on a message board and this is my wife.

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Jim Rockford

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take you, Bertha, as your lawful husband to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish until death do us part.

Tom Petty & the Hardbreaker

This couple is what happens when you let yourself go to complete shite and have to settle so you don't wind up desperate and lonely.

frick that shite. Brb, going to the gym to get swole and finishing up an engineering degree later.

Another Craig's list success story!

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Idk how this can be topped..

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