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re: Can you take a "dump" just anywhere?
Posted on 1/10/15 at 12:59 pm to Hangover Haven
Posted on 1/10/15 at 12:59 pm to Hangover Haven
Think I did the same at lsu. Even did so in Coates and Allen hall luckily I came out alive
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Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:03 pm to Hangover Haven
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When I was at Southeastern, I shite in just about every building on campus . Knew which were the best ones to hit...
Registrar's office. 1 urinal, 1 toilet. It was great.
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:13 pm to headboard banger
Yes
Eta
Though, if I'm being honest, I'd rather shite on a chest
Eta
Though, if I'm being honest, I'd rather shite on a chest
This post was edited on 1/10/15 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:15 pm to headboard banger
I'd rather go at home but if I have to go bad, I'll go. The 2 worst places are a potty potty during mardi Gras and on a beach while tubing
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:15 pm to headboard banger
Yes, it is better than the alternative
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:17 pm to headboard banger
I avoid dumping anywhere but my home.
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:18 pm to Lester Earl
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I'd rather go at home but if I have to go bad, I'll go. The 2 worst places are a potty potty during mardi Gras and on a beach while tubing
Ever have to shite at the Jazz Fest..? I did...
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:20 pm to headboard banger
I can go anywhere but make a real effort not to shite when I am on an airplane. 
Twice a day is a lot of shite.
Twice a day is a lot of shite.
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:21 pm to headboard banger
I used to not shite anywhere outside my comfort zone.. Then I went to basic training and I shite everywhere now. I'd shite on the side of the road if I had to.
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:25 pm to headboard banger
I thought this was a legal question when I read the title.
As to the actual question, I've shite in a shite-trench with 20 other guys, so yes, I can shite about anywhere.
As to the actual question, I've shite in a shite-trench with 20 other guys, so yes, I can shite about anywhere.
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:30 pm to guschamp84
shite I usually shite four times a day
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:33 pm to headboard banger
I'm a bit OCD about it, I HAVE to poop at a McDonald's. If I'm at home, I'll usually go to the one down the street. Granted it's a bit quirky but it's really not that inconvenient since there's almost always a McDonald's within a block or two and there's one just a quarter mile away from work.
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:41 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Nope. I'll shite in my pants before I shite in a public restroom.
What a pretentious train of thought, and I'd bet my nut sack you've shite in a public restroom before.
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:41 pm to headboard banger
I have never taken a shite in a nasty bar bathroom. Before I go out I make sure my colon is relatively empty.
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:42 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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I'd bet my nut sack
You have a left nut sack?
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:42 pm to headboard banger
I was as shy as a kid could be growing up. In Kindergarten, I was too shy to ask the teacher if I could go to the bathroom so I always made my cousin who was my classmate ask for me. One day I had to shite bad and she refused to ask the teacher. I was in a gotdamn pickle because there was no way in hell I could ask the teacher. It was either ask or shite myself. I did the logical thing and shite my pants right in the middle of class.
From then on I was good. If you can shite in front of a class, you can shite anywhere.
From then on I was good. If you can shite in front of a class, you can shite anywhere.
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:44 pm to northshorebamaman
What?
Did you read what you were expecting to read and your brain fabricated the word left in my post?
Did you read what you were expecting to read and your brain fabricated the word left in my post?
This post was edited on 1/10/15 at 1:46 pm
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:45 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
I shite errywhere
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:45 pm to headboard banger
Let's see. I have shite....
Behind the dumpster at a Popeyes because it was early and they were not open
In my car, on a sports coat.....at a traffic light in heavy traffic
Against a concrete retaining wall....on the 75/85 Downtown connector in Atlanta.....behind a screen of shrubs......during morning rush hour
In a cleared timber lot.....leaning against my back quarter panel.....with my two young kids in the car saying "what's daddy doing out there. Why are we here?"
In any convenient toilet at some nasty places where I didn't have to concede my dignity like any of the examples above.
So, yes, I can take a dump just anywhere and everywhere.
Behind the dumpster at a Popeyes because it was early and they were not open
In my car, on a sports coat.....at a traffic light in heavy traffic
Against a concrete retaining wall....on the 75/85 Downtown connector in Atlanta.....behind a screen of shrubs......during morning rush hour
In a cleared timber lot.....leaning against my back quarter panel.....with my two young kids in the car saying "what's daddy doing out there. Why are we here?"
In any convenient toilet at some nasty places where I didn't have to concede my dignity like any of the examples above.
So, yes, I can take a dump just anywhere and everywhere.
Posted on 1/10/15 at 1:46 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
eta- I'm an idiot
This post was edited on 1/10/15 at 1:48 pm
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