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Broads: What's your Hit On-to-Score ratio?
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:27 pm
I've had sex with maybe 45 broads in my life, not counting escort girls. Funny though, I have little idea as to how many broads I hit on that I didn't sleep with. Okay, I know, what guy keeps track of that?
Just the same … I'll guesstimate that for every broad I slept with, I was rejected by 2.5 broads (on average, duh). Ah frick, make that 2.75.
So, 45 x 2.75 = 120. 120 broads that rejected me. Dumb fricking cows who probably spent the rest of their lives hating themselves for turning down Panzer Penis.
How many broads you been snubbed by? I rely on this board for its customary honesty in such matters.
Just the same … I'll guesstimate that for every broad I slept with, I was rejected by 2.5 broads (on average, duh). Ah frick, make that 2.75.
So, 45 x 2.75 = 120. 120 broads that rejected me. Dumb fricking cows who probably spent the rest of their lives hating themselves for turning down Panzer Penis.
How many broads you been snubbed by? I rely on this board for its customary honesty in such matters.
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Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:28 pm to TigerPanzer
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:28 pm to TigerPanzer
Congrats on 15 lays, bud.
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:28 pm to TigerPanzer
Every girl I talk to ends up blowing me.
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:28 pm to TigerPanzer
What's your ratio for the guys you bang? Anal - BJ and Turned down?
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:28 pm to TigerPanzer
This is a broad discussion. What are you an 80 year old Italian?
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:29 pm to TigerPanzer
My escort girl ratio is 4/10. You can't bag em all!!
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:29 pm to TigerPanzer
I am O fer...will update stats when I get lucky
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:30 pm to td01241
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Every girl I talk to ends up blowing me.
We had "that guy" in our HS group who would go to the bars and randomly walk up to girls and say, "Wanna blow me?" He regularly got shot down, slapped, etc. But it would work once a week or so. That's pretty good if you think about it.
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:30 pm to TigerPanzer
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120 broads that rejected me.
you've had to have hit on more than 120 women. shite that used to be one night out in college.
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:31 pm to TigerPanzer
nice subtlebrag
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:32 pm to SouthOfSouth
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nice subtlebrag
I hit on about 483 women before 1 dumb slut falls for my shite.
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:33 pm to TigerPanzer
Congrats on the herpes???????
Lets use a conservative number and say each of these 45 slept with 20 guys. You are at 1000 eskimo brothers. Thats a lot body fluids being swapped.
Also i dont think your close ratio is correct. You hit on 125 to get 45. Its probably closer to 1000 to get 45.
Lets use a conservative number and say each of these 45 slept with 20 guys. You are at 1000 eskimo brothers. Thats a lot body fluids being swapped.
Also i dont think your close ratio is correct. You hit on 125 to get 45. Its probably closer to 1000 to get 45.
This post was edited on 7/1/15 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:34 pm to mikelbr
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I hit on about 483 women before 1 dumb slut falls for my shite.
I see you're the "that guy" of your group. Somehow, I'm not surprised.
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:36 pm to upgrayedd
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My escort girl ratio is 4/10. You can't bag em all!!
You are putting up Warren Sapp numbers.
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:38 pm to TigerPanzer
Broads broads broads broadsbroadsbroads, broads. Broads.
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:42 pm to TigerPanzer
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TigerPanzer
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:48 pm to TigerPanzer
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I've had sex with maybe 45 broads
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:49 pm to TigerPanzer
You are douchier than the whole population of Jersey Shore combined.
Posted on 7/1/15 at 2:50 pm to Buck Dancer
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What's your ratio for the guys you bang? Anal - BJ and Turned down?
In fact, you've amply demonstrated why I would never sleep with another man.
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