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Booze as a gift
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:04 am
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:04 am
Ok, I know what I'm going to get, but I'm hoping for at least one or two good ideas...
What do I give to a middle-aged lesbian in terms of alcohol?
Wine? Scotch? Bourbon?
I know she's originally from Savannah, GA and currently lives in Natchez, MS.
Do your worst OT...
(But someone at least try, haha)
What do I give to a middle-aged lesbian in terms of alcohol?
Wine? Scotch? Bourbon?
I know she's originally from Savannah, GA and currently lives in Natchez, MS.
Do your worst OT...
(But someone at least try, haha)
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Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:06 am to yankeeundercover
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:06 am to yankeeundercover
Some wine. She won't be interested in a cocktail
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:07 am to yankeeundercover
Wasn't there a thread here this week about some alcohol made from pussy juice? Get her that.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:07 am to yankeeundercover
Go safe and get her some carpet to munch on.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:08 am to yankeeundercover
Maybe some high end mixers? If not that then a couple nice bottles of wine is the safest thing to get without asking a preference beforehand
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:10 am to terd ferguson
It was kind of beer I think
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:13 am to yankeeundercover
Vagina yeast beer
I mean, what sort of booze does she like?
I mean, what sort of booze does she like?
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:13 am to yankeeundercover
This is pretty good stuff, makes a nice gift:
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:14 am to yankeeundercover
A good bottle of Red wine is probably your safest choice.. Unless there is a specific scotch or bourbon she has mentioned.
Plus if she doesn't like any of it ,she'll re-gift it.
Plus if she doesn't like any of it ,she'll re-gift it.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:17 am to yankeeundercover
Whatever brand comes with free "D" batteries.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:17 am to yankeeundercover
quote:
a middle-aged lesbian
masculine or feminine? if masculine, i'd say bourbon because even scotch drinkers will appreciate a good bourbon. otherwise, go with red wine.
oh and by good i mean something small batch - not something you can buy at the drug store (ie not makers, knob, etc.)
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:20 am to lsujro
quote:
ie not makers, knob
Wouldn't want knob, either.
Certainly not George Dickel
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:22 am to yankeeundercover
How about a penis-shaped tequila sucker?
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:22 am to yankeeundercover
Zima or Bud Light Lime
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:22 am to yankeeundercover
quote:
What do I give to a middle-aged lesbian in terms of alcohol?
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:23 am to yankeeundercover
Three Penis Wine
Posted on 4/15/16 at 10:35 am to yankeeundercover
Wine.
Posted on 4/15/16 at 11:05 am to yankeeundercover
I heard somewhere that lesbians like Wild Turkey Honey. Give them a bottle of that.
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