re: Bodybuilding message board freaks out after seeing dorky teen with hot girls

Posted by The Dudes Rug

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:32 pm to Keys Open Doors

Posted by MiloDanglers

on a dock on a bay

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:33 pm to Keys Open Doors

This is the best thread/topic/situation that I have seen on any message board/the entire internet in some time

Posted by wish i was tebow

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:33 pm to Keys Open Doors

This got posted on here a few months back. Reading the BB forum was pretty lol funny

Dude is a straight G

Posted by OMLandshark

Member since Apr 2009

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:34 pm to Brosef Stalin

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they're just jelly of his swag

Seriously, good for that kid. Those meatheads are just mad that they spend 7 hours a week in the gym and haven't pulled off pussy even half as attractive as he has.

Posted by OMLandshark

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:36 pm to Keys Open Doors

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I would legit blast double this phaggot if I ever saw him irl, tea bag his face, then use every single ounce of strength in my body to slap my balls cutting right down on his face, I would sprawl harder than any Wrestler in the Olympics right on his god damn face repeatedly with my red and swollen nut sack, until his face is completely consumed by my under cheese, then proceed to piss on his face after a long day of nothing but asparagus, just to turn around and lay a protein packed dump held over the course of a week with no fiber, then go to his house and **** his Mom harder than Nacho banged Sasha Grey and proceed to blast my load all over her face while his Daddy watches in awe, as a godly alpha is tearing his wife apart like a real man should. Then go back to where I left that piece of chit ginger and slap my flaccid cawk on his face right under his nose and tell him "THIS IS THE ONLY PUSY YOU'll EVER GET FROM NOW ON PHAGGOT."

I'd be shocked if this guy's dick was over 2 inches long. Some serious insecurity issues coming from this dude.

Posted by fisherbm1112

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:37 pm to OMLandshark

Mystery Solved?

4 ...

Posted by OMLandshark

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:39 pm to fisherbm1112

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Mystery Solved?

On two fronts: how he bangs them, and why the body building forum is so mad. People only work out super hardcore and mention it to everyone if they have a super small dick and no money to buy a sports car.

This post was edited on 1/8/14 at 7:41 pm

Posted by jeff5891

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:46 pm to Keys Open Doors

Horse dick

Posted by RBWilliams8

Member since Oct 2009

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:49 pm to Keys Open Doors

THATS AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE!!!

Must be prostitutes... Yeah. Definitely prostitutes.

Posted by stout

Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:50 pm to Keys Open Doors

Anyone else think those dudes listing all of their "stats" in their signatures is hilariously lame as frick?

Posted by DownSouthCrawfish

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:52 pm to Keys Open Doors

The gifs in that thread are hilarious

Posted by The Boat

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:52 pm to fisherbm1112

That chick in the mystery solved picture has a cute face but her body is an oval. Odd.

Posted by stout

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:55 pm to OMLandshark

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People only work out super hardcore and mention it to everyone if they have a super small dick and no money to buy a sports car.

Posted by tigerpimpbot

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:58 pm to Keys Open Doors

The jimmies in that thread were extremely rustled.

Posted by Paige

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 7:59 pm to MiloDanglers

You must have missed this thread LINK

Posted by iluvdatiger

Baton Rouge, LA

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Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:00 pm to Keys Open Doors

he is one of those boys that I would consider a harmless puppy in high school. A loveable guy who is fun to mess with because you know he will never try anything sleezy. More than likely those girls he kissed are just friends in his circle.