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Best practical joke you've pulled at work

Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:27 am
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:27 am
In the 80's I was working as a cook in a restaurant. One night, I was prepping some roast beefs by trimming the fat. The chef, an Iraninan dude named Akbar, came in the kitchen and said he was going out front to get a soda, and asked if I wanted one. Sure I said. While he was gone, I noticed the blood from the roasts was collecting in the big pans they were in, so I grabbed a couple paper towels, soaked up the blood, and cupped them in my hand. When Akbar came back into the kitchen, I let out a fake yell, threw down the knife and squeezed the paper towels so blood came "streaming out of my hand." Ol Akbar turned ashen white. Then I laughed, pulled the towels out of my hand and said "just kidding." Ol Akbar smashed both glasses of soda against the wall and screamed in his Iranian accent "YOU DON'T PLAY THESE KINDS OF TRICKS ON ME!!"
This post was edited on 2/26/21 at 1:17 pm
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:29 am to
Making a boomer's screen on their monitor upside down was always fun.
Posted by TheRouxGuru
Member since Nov 2019
8339 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:31 am to
The shipping ‘bags’ that are basically just plastic air bubbles..... I always love taping them onto someone’s tires and watching them freak out when they leave and hear ‘POP POP POP’
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124389 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:33 am to
this one time when I was working for the government I built an alien translator machine, but I made it to where their words for “die all humans” translated to “we come in peace.”




Good times

This post was edited on 2/26/21 at 1:33 pm
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
5205 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:33 am to
Around the 1990 I made a fake virus, just a little graphic program that I put in a co-worker's autoexec.bat file. I found out later that he had already been a victim of a real virus, so when he saw this, he completely fell for it. I was able to catch him turning on his computer, and I saw him silently staring at his screen, just steaming. After a few minutes I tried to explain that it was a joke, but it took several minutes for him to believe me. It worked better than expected!
Posted by kook
Berrytown
Member since Sep 2013
1898 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:33 am to
rubberbands tacked to the back of a coworkers desk drawer, so every time he opened it, it closed.

Icy Hot on the toilet seats
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
24961 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:35 am to
Hiding a coworkers desk top icons and putting the blue screen of death as their background
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10053 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:39 am to
Drew a giant dick on this one guys window. He didn’t notice it and was interviewing an entry level new grad female. It was behind him.
Posted by LSUmajek
Kemah
Member since Dec 2013
546 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:40 am to
Fake lottery ticket showing a win for half a million. Co-worker ran out to get in his car & drive to Austin without saying a word to anyone.

Had to call his cell and break the news
Posted by Salviati
Member since Apr 2006
5548 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:41 am to
Sent out an email from colleague's computer to 150 co-employees in our building:
quote:

The new phone books will be distributed tomorrow. Please leave your old phone book in my office for recycling.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29453 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:42 am to
Screenshot of the desktop with all the icons. Set this screenshot as the wallpaper. Hide Taskbar and delete all the icons. Watch Boomer panic and call IT.

One time I put about 15 lbs of brass tooling in the bottom of a maintenance guy's tool bag under the tools. Took him 3 weeks to notice he was carrying around a lot of extra weight.
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
6586 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:43 am to

Worked at a hospital where collecting urine samples was routine. A male nurse put some apple juice in a urine sample cup and secretly placed it at the corner of the nurses station. He left for a few minutes and returned when several female nurses were at the station. He said “God I am dying of thirst!” Walked over to the urine sample cup with the apple juice and drank it down in front of the female nurses.
A few of the nurses started gagging uncontrollably until the male nurse started laughing his arse off and told them the truth about the apple juice.
This post was edited on 2/26/21 at 11:59 am
Posted by Ramblin Wreck
Member since Aug 2011
3898 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:45 am to
Buddy of mine at work that was an Operator told me about a long going prank they pulled on a guy that fell asleep a lot. Whenever he would fall asleep in his chair, they would use a bottle of warm water and spray or squirt it on his crouch and walk away. Every time it happened he would wake up a minute later, look down and not say anything. He would just grab his hard hat and walk out like he was going on a round and stay gone for a while. This went on for months with nothing ever being said. Finally my buddy said one night the victim asked him if he had ever had problems wetting himself whenever he slept. He was all worried and told my buddy he had been seeing a doctor about it. At that point my buddy had to level with him.
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
5346 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:45 am to
While maybe not the best....when i was in high school i worked at a grocery store... we used to lock new people in the dairy cooler in the back and say it was jammed and it would take a few minutes to get them out... we then would stack a bunch of milk crates in front of the door and put a gallon or two of milk in the top one (there was a an opening on side of the stairs to get to the top of the cooler)... once we were done we would tell the person to help push from the inside. Person would push with all their might and then GA-DOOOOSH....milk everywhere
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13201 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:46 am to
Put a baby ruth bar in the secretary's terlet and sprinkled mountain dew on the seat.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28952 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:52 am to
i worked for IT on campus in the early 2000s when the internet was just starting to really be mainstream. a bunch of 20 year old guys just screwing with each other every day.

main thing was that if you walked away from a computer in the office unlocked, when you got back your desktop would be goat.cx, or lemonparty.

eventually i got a promotion to be a server admin so i had control of everybody's accounts, including my coworkers' student accounts. friend logged into class and i had used group policy to put an inappropriate desktop on all their accounts and one dude logged into a presentation station and had a bunch of naked dudes pop up in front of his class.

his retaliation was taking my keys out of my desk when i stepped away and parked my car in BFE and then a week later in my boss' spot.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85019 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:54 am to
This was before actual photoshopping, but there was a newspaper article about a gay pride parade in San Francisco, with 2 happy males on a float, enjoying a drink together and really gaying it up.

My brother in law was a VP at a local company. I took his photo, and a photo of my little brother, and photocopied it onto their bodies. Then, I retyped the caption underneath it to include their names. Took me literally all day (worked for my family's business, lol) to do it and make it look right.

Mailed a copy to my BIL business in an anonymous envelope, where it was opened by secretary type person.

He laughed his arse off.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
20912 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 11:59 am to
Messing with people's computers left unlocked while they were away was always fun. I'd connect to the unlocked computer via MS Netmeeting and allow myself access to control their laptop. The great part about Netmeeting was that it wasn't incredibly obvious that someone was remoting into their laptop. Once the person returned, I'd crank up the volume to their music and blast some music. It was pretty great if you were nearby and could hear the person's reaction and the music blasting.

Another things I'd do when someone left their laptop unlocked was to get on the person's messaging app and start chatting with a coworker. I'd usually ask the coworker in the chat if I could borrow a few dollars for something. Later, that coworker would come by with the $ and the coworker with the unlocked scream would be dumbfounded.

In college, while another student worker was away, we'd change the browser homepage on their computer to some page that would start looping an audio that said "HEY EVERYONE! I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!!!"
This post was edited on 2/26/21 at 12:01 pm
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 12:01 pm to
When I worked at a hardware store I always told the new people the store manager needed to see them even though he didn’t. Finally one day the store manager came up to me and told he’s tired of random employees walking in his office and sitting down while awkwardly staring at him.

I once was doing a simple chip repair on a lady’s windshield, really small peck. I had an old balled up windshield I had beat down with a sledge hammer just messing around still in bed of my truck. I took it out and after a few minutes texted her to come out. I was sitting on ground fake panting with old balled up windshield in my lap, she couldn’t see her car from where it was at and she sort of freaked out like how the hell did this happen!!
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
12926 posts
Posted on 2/26/21 at 12:02 pm to
A former boomer boss hated tattoos, and deeply resented the younger generation for embracing them. She even wrote a policy banning visible tattoos.

I was the #2 at the time and bought a pack of fake tattoos before we visited one of the more distant locations where there was about 20 employees. I made the rounds to each employee and convinced them to put on a fake tattoo before our group meeting. The tats were not obvious- just a star behind the ear, a neck tat peeking out slightly above a collar, a wrist tat, and so on. But a young lady my boss hated the most agreed to wear a leg sleeve that showed below a skirt.

I knew the agenda was going to be rough so I did this to soften up the employees. My boss knew the news was rough too, so she was reluctant to raise overwhelming policy violations that were visible in the meeting during the meeting, but I could tell she was fuming.

On the drive to the airport, she was dramatically unloading about the issue. I added fuel to the fire about how disrespectful that was to her policy. She immediately decided to address the issue with the middle managers in that location and started to call them to bitch about it and belittle the managers. As she dialed the phone number, I asked her to check the date before unloading on them. It was April 1st. She took it well and took a knee.
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