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Best office pranks
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:42 pm
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:42 pm
Piped in music into VP's office. Drove him crazy til he figured out it was us.
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Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:44 pm to Jorts R Us
Put everything from someone's desk in the snack vending machine
Give their landline phone number out for tickets (cheap for big event) for sale on Craigslist
Give their landline phone number out for tickets (cheap for big event) for sale on Craigslist
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:48 pm to Jorts R Us
You really can never beat taking an image of someone's desktop, change their desktop picture to the image of their desktop then hide their icons.
Scotch tape at the bottom of someone's mouse is a good one. Its has to be someone close to you so that you can experience them saying "what the frick? Something is wrong with this mouse" they call IT... Sometimes IT will tell them "make sure you don't have tape at the bottom of your mouse", but its funny when an IT does come up and he is new or something.. And he tries to figure out what is going on.. And he makes the decision "I am going to have to go get you a new mouse downstairs and I will have to look at this one more when I get time"..
Scotch tape at the bottom of someone's mouse is a good one. Its has to be someone close to you so that you can experience them saying "what the frick? Something is wrong with this mouse" they call IT... Sometimes IT will tell them "make sure you don't have tape at the bottom of your mouse", but its funny when an IT does come up and he is new or something.. And he tries to figure out what is going on.. And he makes the decision "I am going to have to go get you a new mouse downstairs and I will have to look at this one more when I get time"..
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:49 pm to Jorts R Us
Put a raw shrimp in a bowl of water and tape it under the desk out of view and wait...
Do not try this if your office is in close proximity to the victim.
Do not try this if your office is in close proximity to the victim.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:49 pm to Jorts R Us
Take a large shite in the urinal
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:49 pm to Jorts R Us
That would be immediate firing escorted off the premises where inwork lol.
This is simple and not the best one and I may be the only.person amused by it but the one I'm doing now:
There's a very socially conservative middle aged lady who gives me a report every day and I always say "Thank You," and she always says "You're Welcome."
Well, this gotten a little stale for me so I've started going through every language in the world to say "thank you," to her and she just doesn't get it. She refuses to say you're welcome and won't ask me what I'm saying or anything. She just looks bewildered.
This is simple and not the best one and I may be the only.person amused by it but the one I'm doing now:
There's a very socially conservative middle aged lady who gives me a report every day and I always say "Thank You," and she always says "You're Welcome."
Well, this gotten a little stale for me so I've started going through every language in the world to say "thank you," to her and she just doesn't get it. She refuses to say you're welcome and won't ask me what I'm saying or anything. She just looks bewildered.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:49 pm to Jorts R Us
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Piped in music into VP's office. Drove him crazy til he figured out it was us.
Dude, you totally got him.
high five
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:49 pm to Jorts R Us
Cut the coffee creamer with powdered laxatives.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:49 pm to Jorts R Us
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Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:50 pm to Jorts R Us
frick your bosses wife. Gets em every time.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:52 pm to Jorts R Us
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:52 pm to Jorts R Us
I sent my old boss a glitter bomb
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:52 pm to WallsAllAroundMe
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Anny-A-Tron
This may or may not have caused the disappearance of one OT'er a few years ago.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:53 pm to IT_Dawg
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Give their landline phone number out for tickets (cheap for big event) for sale on Craigslist
One time a co-worker told me when he worked at another place there was a new guy who had just started and he asked out loud (not to anyone specific) "how do you call IT?" and someone said "99 11" 9 is to dial out.. So its actually 9 to dial out then 911.
Evidently a policeman had to go into the plant and check out where the call was made from. Evidently the guy was really embarrassed. He ended up not lasting a month before finding another job.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:54 pm to Boudreaux35
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:54 pm to Jorts R Us
We had a prank war going at an old job of mine. One of the best I pulled was lacing a guys coffee cup rim with Thumb, which is a clear nail polish for children to deter them from biting their fingernails or sucking their thumb.
Dude kept thinking the coffee was bad, pouring it out and making a new pot. Finally figured it out on the 4th try.
After that, he started using the Styrofoam cups. I took a thumbtack and poked a tiny hole in the bottom. Every time he'd pick up his cup it left a few drops of coffee on his desk.
Dude kept thinking the coffee was bad, pouring it out and making a new pot. Finally figured it out on the 4th try.
After that, he started using the Styrofoam cups. I took a thumbtack and poked a tiny hole in the bottom. Every time he'd pick up his cup it left a few drops of coffee on his desk.
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:54 pm to IT_Dawg
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Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:54 pm to Jorts R Us
sexual harassment
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:54 pm to OweO
Evidently
Posted on 5/24/17 at 1:55 pm to Jorts R Us
Rip down their pantaloons and commence fellatio. Really funny to see their reaction. Make sure there's other people in the room so it's not awkward.
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