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Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:32 pm to PaulBurbank007
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Good afternoon gentleman and scholars
Don't forget to tip your fedora afterwards.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:33 pm to iAmBatman
Really need some tips too, my brother is getting married in 9 days and I have nothing 
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:34 pm to AUcs13
Rehearse enough so you're not reading the damn thing.
This post was edited on 2/26/15 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:35 pm to AUcs13
Here's a good opener I stole from the interwebs:
"Joe had a hard time choosing his best man for this day. First he called up his most charming friend, and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't." Next he called up his funniest friend and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't." Then he called up his most handsome friend and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't."
Finally, he called me. And I said, "Joe... I can't say no to you four times."
"Joe had a hard time choosing his best man for this day. First he called up his most charming friend, and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't." Next he called up his funniest friend and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't." Then he called up his most handsome friend and he said, "Sorry, Joe, I can't."
Finally, he called me. And I said, "Joe... I can't say no to you four times."
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:37 pm to xenythx
My brothers name is Joey so that is fantastic.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:39 pm to PaulBurbank007
just talk the effect she has had on your friend
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:40 pm to xenythx
The trick is not to make it about you, but about them. That is somewhat clever, but you can come up with something clever that involves the couple. IT's not supposed to be a standup routine by the best man, tho of course a laugh is a good thing.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:41 pm to PaulBurbank007
Can't go wrong with telling an appropriate but funny story about the groom, then about the couple, then end it with "but seriously...blah blah blah you two are the best couple evar, raise your glasses blah blah."
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 5:42 pm to PaulBurbank007
get drunk and free style it. Try not to accidentally say "frick" in the first sentence as I did in caterpillars wedding.
Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:19 pm to Grim
Funny opening line
Insult groom
Nice thing about bride
Insult groom
Say something emotional about both of them
Look for bridesmaid who is dtf
Insult groom
Nice thing about bride
Insult groom
Say something emotional about both of them
Look for bridesmaid who is dtf
Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:30 pm to PaulBurbank007
Who whole speech consisted of two lines
Good luck and god bless
Good luck and god bless
Posted on 2/26/15 at 6:30 pm to PaulBurbank007
Dude... You're thinking about this way too much. Just go what feels right. Don't write shite down... Just get a buzz, NOT WASTED, and do it. I like to put a few lines in there that only the groom wi pick up on crazy things we have done. The rest is just fun with a strong "yall were meant to be together" ending.
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