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re: Best comebacks you never said

Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:35 am to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:35 am to
"I'm never gonna call you dad, even if there's a fire."
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32021 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:35 am to
My dick!
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47474 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:36 am to

This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 10:43 am
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:38 am to
When someone is asking for something I always have the urge to say "You'll get nothing and like it".
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:41 am to
When someone asks if I want cream or sugar in my coffee I always have the urge to say “I like my coffee how I like my women…hot, black, and no pubic hair”

I’ve said it to friends, but I want to say it to a barista one day so badly. Preferably a hot black female barista.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26522 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:44 am to
When someone asks, "can I ask a stupid question...?"

I usually respond with.. "yeah, better than anyone I know..."
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:46 am to
Your Mother!!!
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:46 am to
I am a friend to the gays, one even stood in my wedding, but I always wanted to use this in conversation:


“A man can build 10,000 bridges by hand in his lifetime, but if he sucks one cock, he’s a cocksucker, not a bridge builder”

It’s such a fricked up thing to say though . Basically saying your homosexuality completely overshadows your incredible life accomplishments and makes them worthless.
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 10:48 am
Posted by lsufan_26
Member since Feb 2004
12559 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:55 am to
HA GOTEEM
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
Member since Feb 2013
2846 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:16 am to
I just Break the wrist and walk away.
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 11:18 am
Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:18 am to
"Well, when I'm your age, you will be dead."

(Only effective on much older people)
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
14557 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 11:49 am to
Dee nuts
































































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