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Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:22 am
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16049 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:22 am
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62703 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:23 am to
Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

And when all else fails,

OH yea?! Well, I slept with your wife!
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:24 am to
If I want any lip from you, I'll wiggle my zipper
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35535 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:24 am to
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.


TOTAL BOOM
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:24 am to
Usually when someone says something mean I just start crying hysterically
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19419 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:24 am to
I Love You
Posted by GEAUXLPOST
Member since Sep 2012
1330 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:25 am to
Jerk Store.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18494 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:26 am to
I never loved you anyway, bitch.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80142 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:26 am to
Why don't you make like a tree and leave
Posted by Rich Kotite
Coaching Hall of Fame
Member since Jan 2014
2211 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:26 am to
His wife is in a coma.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34404 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:27 am to
Deez nuts
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:27 am to

Posted by LittleSparrow
Member since Jan 2015
172 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:28 am to
If I wanted a bitch, I would have bought a dog.
Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
1975 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:29 am to
Yeah well, anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17086 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:30 am to
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Deez nuts


LINK
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:31 am to
I'll murder your family.
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
Member since Sep 2011
2992 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:31 am to
"Well, that's just like, your opinion, man."

ETA: Dang... 2 posts too late.
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 10:52 am
Posted by TigerRob82
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
406 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:31 am to
Why are you being picky, Im not.
Posted by UserName69
Member since Sep 2014
1613 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:31 am to
If I wanted a comeback, I would have wiped it off of your momma's face.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26383 posts
Posted on 4/23/15 at 10:33 am to
Best comeback I ever heard...

High School...

Priest tells tells classmate.."Your brains are in your dickhead"

Classmate tells priest, "well Father, you blow my mind.."
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 10:45 am
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