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Best Comeback Joke Ever

Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:51 pm
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3140 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:51 pm
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:52 pm to
OP's mom is a whore
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17083 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:54 pm to
If I wanted any shite out of you and squeeze your head,
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:55 pm to
Title is misleading.
Posted by nevilletiger79
Monroe
Member since Jan 2009
17570 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 6:58 pm to
Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."
Posted by 3en
Member since May 2015
507 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you


I had sex with your wife.

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Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 7:08 pm to
If I'm bending down picking something up off the ground and a guy pulls the ol' "While you're down there..."

I find "What....laugh?" effective.
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
7884 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

crash1211


Posted by Kankles
Member since Dec 2012
5916 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 8:01 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65751 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 8:03 pm to
Hello old friend!

Hope you're well.

Miss your contributions here.

Posted by Parallax
Member since Feb 2016
1450 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 8:03 pm to
Andy outtakes are incredible and that's probably the best.
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
12395 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 10:31 pm to
quote:





This is one of the biggest burns I have ever witnessed live.
Posted by JoeHackett
Member since Aug 2016
4330 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 10:34 pm to
quote:

This is one of the biggest burns I have ever witnessed live.


It makes me laugh every time.

LINK
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117723 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 10:36 pm to
Even better:

LINK
Posted by JoeHackett
Member since Aug 2016
4330 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

Even better:


That's great.
Posted by TigerVespamon
Member since Dec 2010
6101 posts
Posted on 10/29/16 at 11:37 pm to
A friend said to me, "You sound like my wife".

I replied, "If I sounded like your wife, I'd be saying, "Get off of me you fat bastard"".
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18774 posts
Posted on 10/30/16 at 12:52 am to
Huh?
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39588 posts
Posted on 10/30/16 at 1:55 am to
Veep - What are you laughing about?

And pretty much whatever else is said to Jonah
This post was edited on 10/30/16 at 1:56 am
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15332 posts
Posted on 10/30/16 at 1:58 am to
That was awesome
Posted by miamitiger
Member since Aug 2011
2010 posts
Posted on 10/30/16 at 2:04 am to
quote:

Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you



I had sex with your wife. 

/Thread


Jokes on you my wife has aids
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