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Best advice for killing GDCK?

Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:36 am
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:36 am
I was smoking a cigarette and having a cup a coffee just now and saw the GDCK.

I've heard wasp spray works well. Just follow that with a shovel? I'm not coordinated enough to use just the shovel, so I'm assuming the wasp spray will immobilize it for a second or two so I can kill it and get upvotes for dead snake pics.

It ran into the monkey grass by the fence, so I might not even see it again.
Posted by OleWarSkuleAlum
Huntsville, AL
Member since Dec 2013
10293 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:37 am to
The Judge baw.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80869 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:39 am to
My money is on a harmless snake. But burn your house down to be sure
Posted by ScubaTiger
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2003
4102 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:41 am to
Continue killing yourself slowly with the coffin nails and leave the poor snake alone.
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:44 am to
Tobacco built America. GDCK didn't. Why are you anti-America and pro-GDCK?
Posted by ScubaTiger
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2003
4102 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:51 am to
I'm pro wildlife and anti ignorance.
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16740 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:53 am to
Grab it behind his ears and look him in his eyes.
See who wants to kill the other the most.
If it's you, bite his head off.
Posted by FT
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Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 5:55 am to
Anti ignorance? It's cigarettes. Everybody knows how they work. They make you happy, and you die looking cool.

This is about GDCK, not your agenda, bitch.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:03 am to
My advice is to not freak out like a middle school girl at the sight of a snake.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:05 am to
JTTGDF
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
34011 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:43 am to
How about some info, like...what did it look like (besides big and scary - like an old vag).
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:47 am to
quote:

How about some info, like...what did it look like (besides big and scary - like an How about some info, like...what did it look like (besides big and scary - like an old vag).



Great mental image of scary snake turned into mental image of old scary vag
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
3586 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:56 am to
Blowtorch to the face.
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39616 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 6:57 am to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47463 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:07 am to
quote:

Anti ignorance? It's cigarettes. Everybody knows how they work. They make you happy, and you die looking cool.

This is about GDCK, not your agenda, bitch.


Tell em !

A tennis racket is decent for clumsy fricks who can't hammer a spike with a sledge hammer for example.

Smack it with the flat side then squish head with the edge.
Posted by markasaurus
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
2996 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:33 am to
I used a weed eater. Just get on his arse and don't stop giving it the gas until it's done. Worked great and with your cigarette in your mouth, you'll look like a natural
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 7:34 am
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:43 am to
Sorry for being ignorant... what is a GDCK?
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18153 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:47 am to
quote:

Sorry for being ignorant... what is a GDCK?


God Damn Cobra Kang, courtesy of poster Michael J Cocks.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21413 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:50 am to
quote:

Best advice for killing GDCK?
I was smoking a cigarette and having a cup a coffee just now and saw the GDCK.


I'd rather have a snake or two outside my house than rats and mice running free all around.

Leave the damn thing alone.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7193 posts
Posted on 8/12/15 at 8:33 am to
If you're gonna see a snake at your house, the GDCK is always better than the BBC. Still kill the frick out of it though.
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