Been Living in Naples, FL for Two Weeks Now

My observations and experiences:

I feel young
I am banking good money and I am poor
Living in a hotel for weeks isn't as bad as I thought it would be
There is no consistency with drivers:
A - They are old
B - They come from everywhere so driving style is different. I got hit last weekend, guy slammed on his brakes and girl behind him smashed into him, so he hit me. I was in a rental, so all good. When the wife of the old man showed up, she immediately went over to the cop (didn't check on her husband) and then came over and tried to take charge. These NE broads are something else. I brought girl in the Mustang, who hit the man behind me, to a hotel with her drunk...whatever he was. They put their stuff in my trunk (my car was fine, the other 2 were destroyed). When we got to the hotel he takes an opened beer out of my trunk and a semi-automatic rifle. He wanted to buy me dinner for my troubles. I said I had to be going.
My car insurance is going down $100/month
No state income tax
No road that actually follows the beach - weird
It is busier here in the winter than the summer - also weird
Lots of chain restaurants
There are no minorities (I grew up in North Baton Rouge)
I get carded because everyone else is so old
I work with actual professionals
It is 70 degrees everyday
Sports bars don't have every TV on LSU and people wear colors I can't understand (Orange and Blue, really?!)

All in all, I relocated to a vacation city, so, I really can't complain. It will be an adventure.

And..GEAUX TIGERS!!