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Bad Elf on the Shelf

Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:26 am
Posted by biggsc
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:26 am




Posted by LSU316
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:30 am to
My wife would catch a bad case of red arse if I did that.

I staged ours one night after she went to bed in a car accident....maybe used some ketchup to represent blood. She was pissed for a week.

Funny as hell though....did have a tough time explaining to my 4 yr old how the SOB got in a wreck in the play room in the Peppa Pig car. It was worth it though.
Posted by iAmBatman
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:30 am to
Welcome to 2012
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:31 am to
What's the deal with strange perversions..?

Seinfeld voice..
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:31 am to
I bet the people who downvoted this are fun people.
Posted by AbitaFan08
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Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:32 am to
How long has "Elf on the Shelf" been a thing? I swear I had never heard of it until maybe two years ago, but people talk about it like it's been around for decades.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:34 am to
More like owlvis on a shelf.
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:35 am to
quote:

More like owlvis on a shelf.


There would have had a bunch of Ken's in the hot tub instead of barbies.
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:35 am to
My Mawmaw use to put those elves on her Christmas trees back in the 60's and 70's, they've been around for years... Someone decided to write a story about the "Elf on the Shelf" back in the 90's and is making a killing selling the elf as a kit with the book..
This post was edited on 12/12/16 at 9:37 am
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:45 am to
I cleaned out a storage room for someone and got several of them wearing green instead of red....They are pretty old and worth about 3 grand each if I can convince someone to give me that much for them...

true fact.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 9:48 am to
get those kids comfortable with the idea of being watched by the man

good call
Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 10:36 am to
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 11:07 am to
so germans it hurts
Posted by tigerbutt
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 11:20 am to
Needs NSFW in title
Posted by knight_ryder
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 11:34 am to


What position is this?
Posted by tigerbutt
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 11:35 am to
don't know but he has an erection on top of his head as well.
Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 11:39 am to
quote:

Someone decided to write a story about the "Elf on the Shelf" back in the 90's and is making a killing selling the elf as a kit with the book..


Pretty damn brilliant.
Posted by jscrims
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 12:09 pm to
I try the Ghoul on the Stool to scare my children into behaving.

LINK
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Pretty damn brilliant.


Yep.. It's one of those "why didn't I think of that" products...

The ones my grandmother had on on her trees had red, green and some with gold lame suits.. Some had actual hair on their heads... I wish I saved those damn things..
This post was edited on 12/12/16 at 12:38 pm
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 12/12/16 at 12:41 pm to


Id break my dick
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