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re: Average time before men orgasm: 3-7 minutes
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:11 am to Pecker
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:11 am to Pecker
Which reminds me.....
A guy goes to a brothel and checks in at the front desk. He asks the madam "how much?" She tells him $500.
So he pays his $500 and she takes him to a room down the hall.
A few minutes later his "date" enters the room and finds the guy laying butt-naked on the bed jerking off.
She says, "What the hell? If you're going to do that why even be here?"
He looks at her and says, "For five-hundred bucks a throw you didn't think you were going to get the easy one, did you?!"
A guy goes to a brothel and checks in at the front desk. He asks the madam "how much?" She tells him $500.
So he pays his $500 and she takes him to a room down the hall.
A few minutes later his "date" enters the room and finds the guy laying butt-naked on the bed jerking off.
She says, "What the hell? If you're going to do that why even be here?"
He looks at her and says, "For five-hundred bucks a throw you didn't think you were going to get the easy one, did you?!"
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Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:11 am to Pecker
Most want like 15-20 mins of foreplay, then the rest is just icing on the cake
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:11 am to LNCHBOX
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you either got too much nerve endings snipped off when they circumcised you
That, and being a dry guy.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:12 am to goldennugget
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If you can't do at least 10 minutes than learn to train yourself until you can
Too much longer than 10 minutes and the girl is icing her groin in the morning. Sorry about your small to average pecker, mate
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:12 am to goldennugget
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If you can't do at least 10 minutes than learn to train yourself until you can. But you should eventually graduate to be satisfied with no less than 15. Learn to get 10 first.
golddennugget dropping dimes. The hard truths that dudes don't want to hear.
Dudes think they can do these things and everything will be fine in their relationship:
-be fat
-be lazy
-be messy and unorganized
-drive a minivan
-last 3 minutes in bed
If you can't pump for at least 10 minutes you're a failure. And if you can go for that long and control the mental aspect, it's just a matter of physical endurance to go longer.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:12 am to goldennugget
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I disagree
Because your whole persona is a lie.
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If the sex is hot then she wants it to last longer
Wrong. If the sex is hot, she gets off faster.
quote:Cringe.
If she is playing starfish and not into it at all that means she is not attracted to you and is only having sex out of pity or to get you to shut up about it for the next few weeks and just wants you to hurry up and get it over with
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:13 am to goldennugget
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If you can't do at least 10 minutes than learn to train yourself until you can.
Then vs than, Google it
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:13 am to Pecker
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Dudes think they can do these things and everything will be fine in their relationship:
-be fat
-be lazy
-be messy and unorganized
-drive a minivan
-last 3 minutes in bed
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sure fire way to catch your wife plowing the BBC
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:14 am to LNCHBOX
No point arguing about that. It varies with women just as it does with men.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:14 am to LNCHBOX
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My wife doesn't need 20 minutes to get satisfied. She said no thanks.
This is coming from a man that thinks there's something wrong with other men who can last longer than 3 minutes.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:15 am to LSURussian
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He looks at her and says, "For five-hundred bucks a throw you didn't think you were going to get the easy one, did you?!"
I know it's a story but it's true. You last longer on Round 2 so it's beneficial to let one out before intercourse whether it be via oral sex or jerking off
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:15 am to Pecker
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This is coming from a man that thinks there's something wrong with other men who can last longer than 3 minutes.
Link to me that? Your reading comprehension has failed you.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:17 am to tke857
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sure fire way to catch your wife plowing the BBC
Or the BWC.
There are a lot of dudes here who are at that stage in their life and in denial. They've had a couple kids and are slowly turning into chubby losers.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:17 am to YumYum Sauce
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Most want like 15-20 mins of foreplay, then the rest is just icing on the cake
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:18 am to LNCHBOX
This is kind of sad. A dude trying to argue that women only want 3 minutes of sex.
Get load of this guy.
Get load of this guy.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:18 am to Pecker
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There are a lot of dudes here who are at that stage in their life and in denial. They've had a couple kids and are slowly turning into chubby losers.
I can't wait for you are and your fiancee to get married, get advanced in your careers, and have children on top of all that.
You're going to be a much different poster in about 5 years,.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:19 am to Pecker
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A dude trying to argue that women only want 3 minutes of sex.
Didn't say that, but that's fine.
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:19 am to Pecker
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-be fat
-be lazy
-be messy and unorganized
-drive a minivan
-last 3 minutes in bed
And then criticize anyone who practices self improvement
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If you can't pump for at least 10 minutes you're a failure. And if you can go for that long and control the mental aspect, it's just a matter of physical endurance to go longer.
Its 100% self control. There are ways to last longer if you put in the effort. Also stop watching porn. Porn is a leading cause of premature ejaculation
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:20 am to goldennugget
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Porn is a leading cause of premature ejaculation
I thought jerking it on the reg to pr0n made it more difficult to reach climax?
Posted on 3/24/17 at 9:20 am to Pecker
Don't care, had sex
And nutted
And nutted
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