audible Farts in a business setting

Ok

"Say it loud, say it proud."

It would not go over well here

If you need a policy on this you are hiring the wrong people.

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Does your company have a policy?

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Let 'er rip

My policy is that I fart in my office with no attempts to muffle it. If the loudmouth idiot across the hall hears it in his office, then oh well. He assaults my ears every day with his stupidly loud voice and absurdly loud cell phone ring (which is an awful song).

Ryno normally starts these idiotic threads at night after a few IPAs. Not sure what the excuse is today.

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Having a song as your ringtone is super trashy

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Bitch please, I have the rock singing from Moana.

Two associates within earshot of my aisle would often let em rip. One wore a headset and probably thought he was easing them out. The other truly did not give a shite! I don't know if anyone ever confronted them but some women did mention that they heard them on a regular basis.