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At what age did you learn the 'birds & bees'?

Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:08 pm
Posted by BayouSizzle
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2016
316 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:08 pm
I mean...not kinda knew...

Really knew...
This goes there and does that such that...poof, baby...arrival via canal o'life (so to speak).

I think I was 8 when I had most of the facts but some key ones wrong (dat sperm concept was elusive for my 8yo brain). I think mid-9 when it all became clear.

(I am not talking 23 pairs of chromosomes zygotes to fetus to intricacy)
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:09 pm to
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This goes there and does that such that...poof, baby...arrival via canal o'life
whoa is that how it works?
Posted by rpg37
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Sep 2008
47374 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:09 pm to
I think 10 and we learned it in school. Now, my students are all oohing and awing it....terrible.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:10 pm to
Your mom taught me early.


Got to love teachers
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:10 pm to
16 in biology class.
Posted by xxKylexx
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2011
4039 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:13 pm to
My parents never talked to me about shite. I honestly just knew that it would be stupid as frick to have a kid as a teenager.
Posted by BayouSizzle
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2016
316 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:15 pm to
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Your mom taught me early.


Son, I finally found you. I apologize for your mother's back problems. She liked Tarzan--A LOT.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56259 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:22 pm to
About 7 or 8, when the babysitter watched a porno with his friends at our house while my folks were out of town.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:23 pm to
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At what age did you learn the 'birds & bees'?


I've been fricking since I was 14 and I've yet to see the first bird OR bee during sex.
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11423 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:23 pm to
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Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123930 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:25 pm to
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and I've yet to see the first bird OR bee during sex.



You should try something more adventurous than sex indoors all the time then
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7311 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 7:44 pm to
Your parents let a guy babysit you?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56259 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 8:21 pm to
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Your parents let a guy babysit you?
It was when they were out of town, and my two brothers and I had run off all of the girls. No girl could contain us. We were geeked out on cokes, cereal and fruit roll ups 90% of the time.
Posted by NWarty
Somewhere in the PNW
Member since Sep 2013
2181 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 8:22 pm to
Took out my Dad's stack of Playboys, got my Encyclopedia out and put two and two together.

Spared my old man "the talk"
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 8:24 pm to
I never had the talk. So I learned in sex ed.
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 8:28 pm to
Birds probably pretty young like less than 2 since I'd go outside and see them. Bees, probably first time I got stung around 6-7. Anal sex probably 19-20.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 8:32 pm to
3rd grade. Jumping on the trampoline with the odd kid from down the block. He told me. My dad tried to give me the talk in 7th grade but I knew and I tried to shut him down but he didn't listen. Awkwardest father-son talk ever. "Pussy has some snot like stuff in it and it's the best place in town to be."
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20063 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 8:46 pm to
Male babysitter? Where on the doll did he touch you?
Posted by Bruneaux
Thibodaux, La
Member since Aug 2015
618 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 8:53 pm to
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at 16 I learned about goatsie and it changed my view on life
Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12302 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 9:24 pm to
I thought girls had dicks until I was 11
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