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Aspiring doctor performs impromptu surgery on her boyfriend (WYHI)
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:26 pm
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Also a NSFW pic at the link.
quote:
An 'extraordinary' Oxford University student who stabbed her Tinder lover with a bread-knife could be spared jail after a judge said a custodial sentence would damage her future career as a heart surgeon.
Lavinia Woodward, 24, swiped at her boyfriend with the blade, before stabbing him in the leg.
She then hurled a laptop, a glass and a jam jar at him, during the drink and drug-fuelled clash at Christ Church college, Oxford.
Woodward, who currently lives in Milan, Italy, previously admitted unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.
Judge Ian Pringle said the offence would normally mean a prison term, but instead delayed sentencing and slapped her with a restraining order to stay drug-free and not to re-offend.
Also a NSFW pic at the link.
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Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:27 pm to Jim Rockford
yes but she would need to be tied up.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:28 pm to Jim Rockford
hell yeah
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:29 pm to Jim Rockford
Hot White Chick Privilege.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:31 pm to Jim Rockford
Hell yeh, would!
Also, how the hell can you go to court in Europe and take those judges seriously when they wear those costumes?
Also, how the hell can you go to court in Europe and take those judges seriously when they wear those costumes?
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:32 pm to Jim Rockford
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during the drink and drug-fuelled clash at Christ Church college
The jokes write themselves sometimes.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:33 pm to Jim Rockford
Assault with a deadly weapon. Ehh probation, don't want to ruin her future career as a heart surgeon.
Gayest thing I've heard in awhile.
Gayest thing I've heard in awhile.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:33 pm to Jim Rockford
Didn't know Mike Erwin had jurisdiction in the UK.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:34 pm to Jim Rockford
I'd stab her alright
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:35 pm to Jim Rockford
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:35 pm to Jim Rockford
No, I wouldn't hit her. Bitch would try to stab me. You don't hit the stabby ones.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:36 pm to Jim Rockford
Yes.
In sterile room which has been inspected with all objects that could possibly be used as weapons removed
In sterile room which has been inspected with all objects that could possibly be used as weapons removed
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:36 pm to PhifeDogg
It would be worth the chance in my opinion. Especially if that is her daddy's plane.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:37 pm to Jim Rockford
Crazy eyes.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:37 pm to Jim Rockford
Wu Tang Clan aint nothing to frick with
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:39 pm to Jim Rockford
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She then hurled a laptop, a glass and a jam jar at him, during the drink and drug-fuelled clash
This girl sounds perfect.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:42 pm to Jim Rockford
Hell yeah I would. Cute and crazy. I'm sure she's amazing in the sack.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:45 pm to Jim Rockford
Part of me says yes, but I'd rather not bring my dick to a knife fight.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:55 pm to Jim Rockford
Only if she's bound tightly.
Posted on 5/17/17 at 3:57 pm to Jim Rockford
the NSFW picture of her is in a tank top with hard nipples and bikini bottoms in a muddy river or lake cleaning the side of a boat.
She's a fricking 10. Would marry.
She's a fricking 10. Would marry.
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